Im Laughing So Hard Because No Matter What Song You Listen To 

cursebearing hips

wouldst thou like to live fergaliciously

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

they don't make staying up until 3am fun and exciting like they used to

Bruce: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Jason: Mine just says "Jason no."

Bruce: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Breaking News Alert: our gracious prince has found the beautiful young woman who came thrice to his ball—once in a dress shimmering like starlight, once in a dress luminous as the moon, and once in a dress as golden and radiant as the sun on a summer day—only to discover that she was a scullery maid working in his own kitchen! needless to say she has been executed

With the power of adhd you can do two halves of different chores and then sit down again instead of finishing either 👍

why did I find a reaction image in the cemetery

Writing Prompt: Three Things

a grand gown, a tall silver mirror, vengeance never dies