yeesh
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
"What's a kangaroo and what's a sheep?"
Kangaroos were bipedal animals we used to have that were known to have powerful large legs that they use to bound across the land.
Sheep were creatures we used to have that would naturally produce fibres similar in composition to our artificial cotton plastics that people used to fashion clothing.
"Okay, please continue."
A woolly jumper!
"Ah okay, I guess that makes sense."
No no no stop thinking about the gene-splicing thing for a sec I mean like the clothing item made of wool that our kind used to wear.
"You need new material."
I should have been born while Earth was still a thing.
"Okay, boomer."
Oh. Well I guess bombs are still relevant. Weird.
cool
Leviathan, the master of the seas.
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Inspired by this.
i don't know why but i love this
sock puppet dino!!!!! i am the god of character design
cute
when people think your species is Chinese
because the food made from it comes from China
me: "male anthropomorphic black mamba"
the furry community: "did you mean to type female?"
me: "listen here you little-"
rando: "I got ya fam" [posts the following image]
me:
oh @sigmaleph
you are not ready
in much more interesting news, today at work I got to explore an abandoned 500-year-old castle, seized by the state because of the owner's massive tax evasion
we spent an hour and half going all over the grounds, I'd never felt so #urbex
if i had one of them
i would name them Mr. Tickles
whip spiders are kinda insane as is but the fact that this one exists in a small area of the map roughly around the Gulf of Aden this creates a naming convention confusion where it's officially known as The Arabian Whip Spider but it's exclusively native to Somalia and even though it's been imported illegally into Yemen, Ethiopia, Tanzania and Djibouti I think you'll notice the obvious fact that none of those locations are in Arabia with only one of them not being in Africa so we're off to a great start.
its torso is thin and flexible 6 of it's legs are twice the length of its torso bent backwards and lying so flat that it shuffles along the ground on its knees while doing the spider equivalent of the splits
its tusks yes tusks are modified into arms that are 4 times the length of it's body with fake hands on the ends of them complete with an opposable thumb
and these work together with the remaining front 2 legs that are equally as long weirdly flexible and for some reason protrude from the spider's neck and have a second shoulder joint immediately after the one attached to the neck
they have one of the smallest mouths next to the size of their body of basically any spider and even with that the teeth are even strangely small for the size of the mouth making the creature almost flat faced
here's pic of one preserved in mid-pounce pose
just to illustrate how crazy a concept that is
and oh yes it can pounce or sort of technically it doesn't so much pounce as it does shuffle along a surface at around 60 mph or 100 kph being able to manoeuvre on a dime during this movement and also conceal itself in tight spaces moving a maximum distance of 5 feet in one of these bursts which we still don't know just how many they can do at a time.
being soft-bodied it can hide in spaces that are even smaller than the size of its thorax and it's strong enough to take down prey such as fully grown rats by grabbing onto them and dragging them to their mouth where their tiny teeth chew through the rat's neck until it bleeds to death.
for scale here's one on a human hand
and here's their prey
to say the spider is strong is an understatement
oh and by the way there's a very similar creature that's local to Southern California
just so you know
and guess what else
i have a friend in the north of England that actually keeps them as pets
oh and if you go to Egypt they flavor their French fries with its urine there
at least if they steal my oc there'll be no doubt at all.
nobody outside our community has had a mitten crab persona
since the 1870's
Flat color commission for TundraSharks on Twitter!
isn't this what happened to denny?
lol
not sure about this one but I made it lol -v-'
I was trying to draw them coming from the side and holding the side of the frame kinda thing but it was harder to do than I thought and it didn't come out great. oh well.
prompt list credit goes to @chelledog