Isn't That Literally How I..?

TikTok moron tried to hit Denzel for clout, got himself arrested with a broken arm.

So apparently this crispy creme tiktok prankster was attempting to - start recording - punch a stranger in the face - clip out the part with the punch - and then act like a victim of black violence

Their plan failed at step 2 when they chose Denzel as their target, a man who's won every fight he's been in and has a long history of violence stretching back to being a toddler.

The only reason Denzel never gets arrested is because he never starts any of these fights but boy does he end them.

Denzel - sensed the punch coming - stepped away - swung round to face his opponent - grabbed the wrist of his attacker while the punch was still mid-swing - twisted this dude's arm backwards - slammed him face first into the concrete sidewalk - kicked the dumbass in the armpit - and then when the prankster started wailing started yelling at him "We good? We good, son?"

The police turned up and collected the big white baby off the floor and Denzel was later told that he'd shattered the man's elbow.

Denzel's reaction to this information... "Tell me something I don't know."

White violence is a thing. Some people forget that certain people are very used to it.

when people think your species is Chinese

because the food made from it comes from China

I hate being an unrelatable furry

me: "male anthropomorphic black mamba"

the furry community: "did you mean to type female?"

me: "listen here you little-"

rando: "I got ya fam" [posts the following image]

me:

this looks like a meme template

Princess Yue as the Moon Spirit in a style inspired by Alphonse Mucha.

🌸 This piece is available as a print here! 🌸

cute

oh god its been a month since ive posted here uhhh uhh ---

here's a new oc! His name is Archie (& the snakes are named Plague / Pestilence)

He's a chimera for our fantasy AU - he's got lion paws that will grow as he grows.

i hate that i know there are many sexy dinosaur animes

and that saying it has gays in it narrows it down to just one

This is a Naomi appreciation post. Reblog to appreciate Naomi. 🧡

oh no

you're gonna get swamped with content

My new Spidersona: Spider-Commando, or Spider Kam 🕷️🪐🕸️ Having recently played Star Wars Battlefront and Halo around the time I watched #Spiderverse, I wanted to give my new Spider-sona a Space-soldier vibe. You can see the influence of Spartan-II commandos and clone trooper commandos in his design but when it came to colors I retained the red-blue scheme so as to not deviate too much from classic Spiderman.

He comes from a world where mutated soldiers are trained at a young age to fight each other (There are rhino soldiers and goblin soldiers,) and originally there were tons of Spider Commandos. However he became the only one and due to some breaking of canon events evil-doers in his dimension were doing, it fell apart quickly and he was rescued. Because he was never given a name at birth (everyone in his world save for officers was given a code such as M4R7-J4N3, H4RY-O2BN, or GW32-2TC7) and he knows he is the last spider commando, some of the Spider crew have taken to calling him "The Spider-Kam(mando)."

Assigned to Migeul's support and rescue units, Spider-Kam has begun to gradually explore what life can be like outside of a soldier.

Boomer: "Can you imagine kids today storming the beaches of Normany?"

Me: "You were a US child of the 70's, idiot. When the hell were you ever in a war? I was blasting Russians in Ukraine. You can shut the hell up!"

Friend: "So you know at the start of the Twisted Sister music video, where the dad says 'I carried an M16 in 'nam and you carry that guitar'? Sure hurts when they shoe's on the other foot eh boomers?"

OH

MY

GOD

nice

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aw

A rhino beetle walking her pet rollie pollie 🎀

lol

Everyone leaving Eka's Portal right now