If It Makes You Feel Better She Didn't Do It On Purpose

Jax: *punches Buddy thinking they're an NPC, causing them to fall face first into the floor*

Don't get too attached Zooby, remember Pomni and the weird alligator?

*laughs as he walks off with a pep in his step*

JAX WHAT THE (🎉) IS WRONG WITH YOU THIS IS A REAL KID

thanks...?

(They have never seen this man in their life.)

Albert: *gasps* no way.....no way its you...! after so many years...its finally you...! oh my god...! long lost step-cousin!!! i missed you! *he hugs her tightly* oh my i missed you so much!

um...hi? do i know you?

Fuck knowledge and ideas

Bubble: *floats by Caine*

Hehehehe, what a baby.

bubble. don’t say that

Buddy: *doses back off assuming it's a dream*

M!A: *continues mocking as they open a portal for Zooble*

Awwwwww we got a little crybaby over there?

ugh. shut up.

*sobs softly*

home.... where home?

(Their expression softens, realizing that this new person is most likely a child.)

hey, it’s ok, buddy. do you...remember putting on a headset?

Inflation is so fucking bad we're fantasizing about stalkers leaving groceries

!!!

Caine: *pops Bubble and hands Zooble the toy*

WASH IT.....

uh, thanks. i will.