“maybe In Another Universe We Aren’t A Trio Serving Cunt”

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Are you a water is wet believer? (no judgement either way but i thirst for knowledge)

I've been waiting for this question! Okay, so:

Water adhesion is the process of water molecules sticking to other molecules, like how water can stick to hair or paper towels, which is how things get "wet". Water cohesion is the process of water molecules sticking to other water molecules or water-based substances, like when you add water to water. So, whether or not you believe water is "wet" is really based on if you consider water cohesion (attaching water to water) the same as making water wet. In which case, I do not. Thus, water is not wet. But if you disagree with me, I'm open to counterarguments!

never make puns again.

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whoa a cool guy that totally has all of his organs intact

oh… oh no… anon i have bad news about my organs..

actually i’m sure my spleen is intact it’s just not intim

YES GIMME THE ELECTRIC GREMLIN 👹

I know a lot of people picture Thalia Grace as tall because she’s the daughter of Zeus, but her being short is far too much funnier to me.

Give me Thalia being a tiny, electric ball of rage.

Give me Thalia wearing 4 inch platform boots… just to be 5’5.

Give me Thalia doing a quadruple take at how big Annabeth had gotten after she came out of the tree.

Give me Percy using her head as an armrest one day, and getting zapped all the way across camp.

Give me Thalia being a whole foot shorter than her little brother Jason. (He wouldn’t say anything about it, he’s a sweetheart)

It’s in my head now, and I’m spreading it as much as I can.

Tagging @florenceisstrange, @starlightshadowsworld, and @ishouldsleepbut, I want to hear your thoughts on this.

sorry jack

-alex

Daddd I wanna sit with youuuu

I’m a bit busy but i guess you can.

never

if anyone finds out when this permanent feeling of fear goes away please let me know

NUH UH YOU’RE AMAZING DONT YOU DARE THINK LIKE THAT I WILL BURY YOU WITH KOSMO IF YOU DONT THINK GOOD THINKS IG

I wish I felt better about myself. I wish I felt guiltier for the casualties in the war. I wish I could talk easier. I wish I could have been a better kid. I wish Allura wasn’t dead. I wish I wasn’t so dense. I wish I could just move on from the past without looking back. Why do I always look back?

-Keith

oh!

you guys need so much therapy

My love life is dead like Jason.

plan e: become the second coming of.. *checks notes* is heracales the greek form of jesus?

plan A, end up proving myself not-missing and becoming a fashion designer

Plan b, idk die

Plan c, join Circes island cause men scary

annoyed/grumpy most of the time is what salty means. it could also mean your flesh is salty, cause it is, i’ve licked several people, including myself

Lance called me salty after I lost a Monopoly game… What does salty mean??

-Keith

Hello everyone, I am Dr. Muhammad Imad Sharab... who lives in the Gaza Strip and who has witnessed a brutal war for the 331st day and is still waging this evil war that has not had mercy on anyone who has not been free of death, no matter how big or even the whole bottle was shattered, in which we lost the people most dear to our hearts. We lost my grandfather, my cousin’s children, and her children, and our house and my grandfather’s house were bombed

Our house, which consists of three areas, in which I and my father live, and my grandfather’s house, in which my grandfather, may God have mercy on him, lives, accordingly.

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