the concept of how sir arthur conan doyle was as a person always sends me into fits. imagine making the most famous literary character of all time but you hate the character so much you try to kill him off. but everyone is so horny for this asshole detective they make you bring him back. even your own mother gets mad when he’s dead because she likes him. raising your prices to ridiculous rates to avoid writing holmes stories backfired and now you’re rich. it’s absolutely a pain because it’s keeping you from your true passion which is spiritualism despite how one of your good friends harry houdini keeps telling you it’s bullshit. you consider your best novels to be historical ones but they’re well over shadowed by the nemesis of your own creation sherlock fucking holmes. some fake photographs from some kids convinced you faeries were real and you wrote a whole book about it. you started writing stories in medical school. and yes, also you are a doctor. after you’re dead, they erect a statue of sherlock holmes across the street from your birthplace, causing you to probably roll over one hundred eighty degrees in your grave and scream into your casket pillow.
De ene docent: “Ik vind het niet erg als je tijdens mijn les naar muziek luistert.”
De andere docent: “Als je ook maar aan muziek denkt tijdens mijn les, kom je ik persoonlijk vermoorden met een zwaard.”
Me: why am I so tired and weak, how do I feel better.
My malnourished, dehydrated and burned out body: I have a vew suggestions
My Ed Realy be out here making me pretend like off of low kcal drinks and a occasional hot choclate milk and a small snack is in fact enough.
I be telling myself I feel completly fine only to completly collapse 5 sec later
Honey, the guy who gives all those preaches is arrested for having drugs
imagine if in the bible when satan tempted jesus out in desert if when satan was like "hey make this rock into some bread and break your fast" and jesus was just like "yeah okay sure" and did it, like how fucking funny would that be
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Pepper snapped 😂
🆕 🎥 | don’t imagine how much I would have liked to see this in the movie