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This is the money cat, reblog in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!
Me walking into the mcdonalds: ah good mcmorning could i mchave a mccoffee mcplease?
Mcemployee: sir you dont have to put mc in front of everything
Me:
Me running into a mcdonalds with a gun: THIS IS A ROBBERY GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY.
Mc donalds employee: this is a what?
Me: excuse me, this is a mcrobbery give me your mcfuking mcmoney.
Employee: *mcsreams*
I dont need a relationship.
But it would be nice to have a cuddle mate you know.
That moment when you realise what you could have done with your life if you didnt have a mental illness.
Whack
I told my father about how everyone on tumbler seems to love shakespear, and he got exited and was happy to hear that this youth can apreciate his work, and he started to say some deep stuff about it.
I didnt had the heart to tell him about how it realy goes here.
Was doing grocery shopping today, and while i was in the store i was listening to some music when a lady from the store came to me.
She said that people where complaining about my music and that it was too loud, and that i should turn my terrible rock music off.
I looked her in the eyes while i gave one earbud to her and told her to listen to it.
She did it and i saw how her expression went from boss to completly defeated, she walked away angry not saying anything.
Conclusion of this story: people were not complaining about my music but about my existense becouse i was’nt listening to rock.
I was listening to winter from bach.
But what if sherlock came home just five minutes too late?
Im going to reblog this till the day i die
But does it work with animals?
how to draw arms ? ?
I have no memory of writing this.
But it does sound like a good hack
Life hack:
Never wear clothes
Enjoy the thomas the train i drew in the middle of the night while being stoned as fuck.
It always fuck me up when i see a family thats close with each other.
Like how can you be sitting in a room with you mother and not getting flashbacks from the mental abuse she did when you were young.
TUMBLER I PRESENT THY A OPPOSITE MERMAID!
So in the netherlands we dont get good movies like the adventures or series like supernatural. BUT WE GET THIS DIAREA SHIT THAT MAKES YOU WANT TO RIP YOUR EYEBALS OUT AND PUT THEM IN A PIECE OF SHIT BECOUSE THATS 100000 TIMES BETER THAN THIS SHIT ASS MOVIE.
I graduated today.
And now i know what kind of three i am and that people actualy think i enjoy being alive 🙂
I had to promise my parents to stop smoking weed.
I did.
And im loving the weed tea now.
If those fears for monsters in the dark are made up, then why is everyone scared for it
Okay but what if sherlock did die.
What if, when sherlock jumped from the hospital roof. he realy died, and john got so depressed he tried to kill himself with a overdosis sleeping pills. But he failed and got into coma and kept imagening adventures with sherlock. Mary is just the nurse who takes care of him and rosie is het daughter she cant stop talking about. And when mary “dies” she had just quit her job.
IM ALSO BEING FUCKING IGNORED!
I might have depression, social anxiety, autism, a eating disorder and a unhealthy lifestyle and cant function for shit.
But guess what.
I was nicely laying in my bed when i felt something tickeling my arm. So i thought: hey what is this weird feeling lets check it out. So i took my phone and turned my flashlight on. Turned out there was a FUCKING BEAST IN MY BED, WHO THE FUCK GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO GET IN MY BED!!!! THIS IS ILLEGAL SAMANTHA!!!! THIS IS RAPE.
I might have depression, social anxiety, autism, a eating disorder and a unhealthy lifestyle and cant function for shit.
But guess what.
I fucked up.
My younger brother came up to my mom with a stuffed animal and the animal was crying.
When my mother asked why the stuffed animal was crying my little brother said: becouse he’s a little bitch.
I said that yesterday when i was babysitting him .
Now my mom’s angry with me.
But they would be fucking easy to find.
What if bugs would give light.
How fucked up would that be if they were in your room at night.