ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

goodbye spring

How (some) yakuza 7/like a dragon infinite wealth character react to you coming out as a gay homo

Ichiban: Ichy my bals 😮‼️

Zhao: I'm gayer

Seonhee: In that outfit?

Saeko: I obtained you skittles coz you gay n stuff!!

Yamai: I'm still cold ☹️

Ishioda: Can I have the f word pass?

Adachi: Hi gay, I'm dad (the classical)

Masato: I don't care

Aoki: We're not making a pride parade in Tokyo

Sawashiro: Go back to work.

Rose: You wanna go to McDonald's, Lieutenant? I'll get you a happy meal? Izuru: Captain, I'm an adult. Rose: So you don't want apple slices and nuggets with a toy? Izuru: .. That would be nice, actually.

Noah: Captain, I did something terrible!

Majima: It's okay. I have a shovel.

Noah: Yeah...wait, what do you think I did?!

Majima: Doesn't matter. No one will ever know

im so fucking glad the devs said they'll never stop making yakuza games about old men because i swear nothing brings sincere joy to my life like peepaw kiryu

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke