Obsessed with Majima's tantrum if you fail at batting 🤣
“ooh garlic salt isn’t real” yeah well neither is your MARRIAGE after i’m done FUCKING YOUR HUSBAND and afterwards he eats my delicious cooking that i seasoned with GARLIC SALT. FUCK YOU
i think. you sent this to the wrong person. but im enamoured with your energy. you can have my metaphorical husband you deserve her
I cannot be stopped, unfortunately.
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i dreamt that Pokémon ZA came out and there was already a Tumblr post with a screenshot of the game where AZ says "I came to acquire this hotel when the previous owner passed away" but his model just had the same blank eyed smile the trainers usually do in idle and the post zoomed in on his expression and was captioned "did you kill that man, az." and then someone reblogged it captioned "you're looking in the wrong direction" and it was zoomed in on floette with an equally empty smile. implying floette killed that man.
Tojoctober Day 20. Stubborn
girlies who like to collect friends and make ppl smile ✨💕🍭🦄
thank you @dijon-mayonnaise for this absolutely beautiful commission! ❤️
the fact that so much of yakuza 7 is about how there is no age limit on meeting new friends, adventuring, having fun, achieving your goals or pursuing your most idealistic dreams. after wasting nearly 2 decades in prison, ichiban sets out on becoming the hero his childhood self dreamed of being, and it doesn't happen in his late teens or his 20s. his adventure truly begins in his 40s. and thats ok.
legends za plot
PSA:
“Asexuality” is a sexual orientation describing little to no sexual attraction
“Ayyyyy, sexuality!” is a guy at a bar imitating Chandler from Friends while talking about sexuality
“Aye, sexuality,” is a pirate giving his kids ‘the talk’
learn and know the difference!
I'm mentally tired but i'm trying to stay cute at least
Fuck off🖕
the way fandoms are desperate to make all aroace characters romance and sex favorable but then dont do anything remotely similar to any other identity is astounding. hmm i wonder why
PLEASE dont derail this about shipping characters of other identities please let this one post be about an aroace struggle
Petition for bbno$ to cosplay Majima
do something but very slow srry :((
chikorita bros we won
My full piece for @hkhallowzine's volume 2! It was so awesome to watch this thing come together, I still can't believe how good the final zine turned out as a whole <3
It's a free download to see the whole thing so go check it out!
Video of some of my progress under the cut~
...maybe shouldn't have led with that, boss.
not sure if this was intentional
normal innkeeper with no past crimes to speak of <3
You either die a ruthless king bringer of chaos, destruction and war all across the planet or live long enough to become a inn keeper I guess
I'm fucking crying man
Walked into the local marriott and guess who was behind the front desk. yuuuuuuup. the immortal king of legend who vaporized so many people it permanently fucked up the timeline.
Another shitpost with Pure Vanilla Cookie & Shadow Milk Cookie
Ichiban: Ichy my bals 😮‼️
Zhao: I'm gayer
Seonhee: In that outfit?
Saeko: I obtained you skittles coz you gay n stuff!!
Yamai: I'm still cold ☹️
Ishioda: Can I have the f word pass?
Adachi: Hi gay, I'm dad (the classical)
Masato: I don't care
Aoki: We're not making a pride parade in Tokyo
Sawashiro: Go back to work.
family matters
all milk no tea
Go Emo Boy Go!!!