Random Incorrect Danganronpa Quotes

Random Incorrect Danganronpa Quotes

Mikan: I-If you eat 40,000 b-bananas in 10 minutes, you would d-die of radiation p-poisoning.

Hiyoko: Ah, yes. The radiation would kill you.

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Nagito: How petty can you get?

Hajime: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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Nagito: I just want someone to take me out

Hajime: like on a date or with a sniper gun

Nagito: surprise me

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Makoto: When will Ted himself...finally show up to the talk?

Sayaka: The final boss.

Chihiro: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right?

Hina: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!

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Kazuichi: So that’s my plan.

Fuyuhiko : Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Kazuichi: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Fuyuhiko : It fucking sucks.

Kazuichi: That’s not constructive criticism.

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Yasuhiro: I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don't KNOW !

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Hajime: What doesn’t kill me, better start running because now I’m pissed.

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Kokichi: When crows remember people who wronged them and hold a grudge, it’s "interesting" and "cool" but when I do it I’m "petty," and "needing to move on"

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Yasuhiro: Hey! Do you wanna hear a joke about a ghost?

Togami: No.

Yasuhiro: That’s the spirit!

Togami: Never speak to me in public again.