Ok Just Imagine: The Twinyards With Albinism. For No Reason Other Than That Neil's Commentary Would Be

i feel like we as a fandom do not take advantage of the fact that andrew did a criminal justice major and told everyone it was for the meme. i genuinely believe he was going to go out there and change the world and make it better, even if it was just a little bit. i mean can you imagine? CRIMINAL LAWYER andrew minyard. OFFICER minyard. DETECTIVE minyard. SHERIFF minyard! BODYGUARD andrew minyard!!! the possibilities!!

btw. merlin suffered loss where arthur suffered betrayal. will, freya, balinor, lancelot/morgana, agravaine, uther, gwen. “you were deceived. it could happen to anyone” — “and yet it keeps happening to me.” like grief grown on different branches or something. then ultimately of course they do it to each other don’t they? all in the last episode. except the difference between them and the others is they didnt really. merlin wasnt truly disloyal and arthur isnt truly dead. they’re each others exception. two sides of the same coin blah blah. am i making sense? is anyone listening?

interrupting our irregularly posted and unnecessarily long posts with this devastating piece of news. I was listening to An Honest Mistake on spotify by The Bravery and i swear to fuck. i went to look at the lyrics and was immediately bombarded with ORANGE AND WHITE and i was like FUCKKKK AFTG EXY FOXES HGNGHHGH. and then. i actually read the fucking lyrics and its literally andrew. THE SONG IS LITERALLY ANDREW FALLING IN LOVE WITH NEIL. PLEASE LISTEN TO IT. IM SO.

it's them !!

“Fight because you don’t know how to die quietly. Win because you don’t know how to lose. The king’s ruled long enough— it’s time to tear his castle down.” — The King’s Men by Nora Sakavic

I love that Good Omens has these two doofus being completely put upon yet completely smitten about one another, like they’re both VERY. AWARE. of the other’s many faults and at the same time completely blind to them

like in Aziraphale’s eyes, Crowley’s the smoothest motherfucker that has lived on this planet, just look at him being smugly superior in that bathtub of holy water, just, “i am crowley, i am just slick“ Crowley has never looked smoother than when he’s not himself

and to Crowley Aziraphale’s simply this super brave, cool-as-a-cucumber, doesn’t-flinch-at-the-threat-of-violence, looks-adversity-in-the-face-and-doesn’t-back-down, willing-to-stand-up-alone-against-the-Host utter BADASS

and I can’t help but picture Aziraphale happily chatting with Anathema and just, he can’t help it, it’s just second nature to him, to speak so highly of Crowley’s intelligence and cunning, and Anathema just looks at the gangly red-haired dude being harassed by and screaming obscenities at a smol Dog in her yard and go wtf this motherfucker???

and Crowley while he’d be plenty more discreet about it would let it slip during a conversation that Aziraphale’s made of stern stuff, unflappable I tell you, the guy gave away his sword and then fucking lied to God about it, can you believe it??? meanwhile Aziraphale’s flailing and failing at the most basic magic tricks before Adam’s very (compassionate) eyes and Anathema feels like she needs a drink

and i live for this “beauty competence is in the eye of the beholder” thing

one of the best things about neil josten is honestly how painfully self-aware he is. he’ll be running his mouth fully aware of the consequences, and he’ll even care about the consequences a great deal, but he’ll still go “i can have a panic attack later! first i need to roast the mafia on national television” like my guy. no one's doing it like him

can we talk about Marissa asking for Neil's number?? why was that interaction so unhinged?

Marissa; can i have your number?

Neil: what for?

Marissa, twitching: you're pretty interesting

Neil in his head: andrew andrew andrew

Neil: foxes or nothin it is what it is

Nicky: jesus neil play nice

Neil: I support women's rights

Dan nodding in the background: yes, this is good.

Renee: good she's gone, can i be your date?

Neil: meh sure

Matt: Ouch! Neil you homewrecker, first andrew's car then his woman...

and then they just... walked back to the dorms. just another day with the foxes.

Andrew saying this and proceeding to get walked like a dog for the next two books is deeply funny to me

you're so right !!! prison guard andrew breaking out prisoner neil and they run away together fic now !!!

i feel like we as a fandom do not take advantage of the fact that andrew did a criminal justice major and told everyone it was for the meme. i genuinely believe he was going to go out there and change the world and make it better, even if it was just a little bit. i mean can you imagine? CRIMINAL LAWYER andrew minyard. OFFICER minyard. DETECTIVE minyard. SHERIFF minyard! BODYGUARD andrew minyard!!! the possibilities!!

andrew talking to neil in tfc: Don't be so afraid to die

andrew talking to neil in tkm: I AM BEGGING YOU TO BE A LITTLE MORE AFRAID TO DIE