I Feel Like, Considering Hobbits Size, They All Could Be Muntjac Centaurs

why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

the only day you can reblog this

Dynamic between Rune, Vast and Sylph (in this exact order) in summary

He finally figured out the formula guys (ft normal friend behavior)

Does drow have a favourite weapon/ weapon type? Whether that be in game due to proficiencies and what you looted or if there’s any lore to what he would have used in his pre tadpole days.

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It did in fact change throughout the course of his life!

Ages 12-19 Class: Ranger Fighting style: Archery

DU drow lived off the land in his teens. He hunted to both feed himself, acquire resources and to sell meat/skins in local towns in exchange for gold. Range was the obvious choice since he spent the majority of his younger years being too weak to hold up in melee combat - which is something that he developed a liking for as he grew older.

Ages: 20-27 Class: Fighter/? Fighting style: Two-weapon

Being taken into the temple would trigger a gradual but drastic change to DU drow's personality, as well as his combat style. This includes the discovery of a "secret" secondary class (I made it pretty obvious in an older post but I'm yet to see anyone question me about it LOL) , as well as the obvious change from Ranger to Fighter.

Murder, as dictated by Bhaal's teachings, should be a personal and intimate act. This is what drew him away from ranged combat and had him opt for smaller weapons like daggers and short-swords - not only could he "honor" his father's will more faithtfully that way, but these are easier weapons to conceal while out and about.

Ages: 28 and on Class: Fighter Fighting style: Great weapon fighting.

It is by complete happenstance that the first thing DU drow picks up once freed from the Nautilod pod is some Fist's greatsword. Having lost his memories after Orin's betrayal, he had no reason whatsoever to be subtle or performative in his fighting style any longer - and in his natural state, the man gravitates towards the large and the effective.

anyone remember when he stole all of those bookshelves

"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.

"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.

"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver

road trip

there's not enough space to show it, but Bill the Pony is in the trunk with Pippin until they find a horse trailer

Had a dream last night bedrock bros were on the secret life smp. Techno’s task was to spread something ‘like a virus’. So he gets out this yellow concrete block and is like “….hey Tommy. Want some cheese?” Tommy immediately sprints over and then crouches. Looks at the cheese. Slowly looks up to Techno. Back to cheese. Techno. Cheese. Techno. At this point Techno joins in, the pair switching between each other and the yellow concrete, getting faster and faster until Tommy pauses the able sister’s theme and gets dead serious. “Cheese? cheese cheese Cheese CHEESE!” He starts chanting and after a beat Techno joins in, hyping each other up. Tommy demands the yellow concrete and then starts up a bit where he’s 'a little mouse boy' and Techno is his 'cheese dealer.' He pretends to become a cheese addict, following Techno around everywhere, begging for more yellow concrete, going through ‘with drawl’. The pair are just goofing around. Until Grian shows up and stares then down “……….I heard you have. the Cheese.” “Uhhhhh that’s a lie officer. I’ve never had cheese a day of my life. I’m lactose intolerant.” But Techno does end up giving it to Grian bc it’s still his task. Grian pretends to eat it and asks for another. Techno refuses. Grian pulls out an iron sword and demands it. Since there isn’t heart regen bedrock bros book it, leaving Grian in the dust. They race through corridors together, until rounding a corner to find Grian somehow in front of them. He’s changed to a disheveled looking skin and is twitching. Cue Tommy’s little startled ‘BAH!’ noise. “Bruuuuh how!? This guy’s craazy.” The pair turn tail and sprint away, Grian chasing after them screaming about cheese. Tommy and Techno are laughing the whole time, and maybe it’d be safer to separate to lose Grian but they never do. Techno’s hand ruffles fondly through Tommy’s hair. He doesn’t even look back. “Not even close, loser!”