Regulus who always always makes the highest effort to look perfect and presentable so even his roommates haven’t seen him out of dress before (even his pajamas are silk and a long sleeved matching set and his hair is always styled and he never has a pimple or eye bags despite always staying up) but then one day he comes back to the door in a fit of frazzled despair and tells Barty ‘I don’t want to hear it I know I’m disgusting ok I just can’t right now’ and then goes to change and Barty thinks he’s gonna come back with like green paste on his face and curlers like the cartoons but then regulus’ idea of ‘looking disgusting’ is wearing his undershirt and shorts and his hair in a low bun and his concealer under his eyes is wiped off and he literally still looks perfect and fine yet he’s so convinced he looks like shit that Barty can’t help but smile because the love of his life is so ridiculous and he cant stop himself from kissing his cheek and telling him he looks perfect and now literally every time regulus is even somewhat dressed down Barty always tells him he’s pretty like it’s his civic duty because god gives his toughest battles to his horniest most supportive boyfriends
Regulus who always always makes the highest effort to look perfect and presentable so even his roommates haven’t seen him out of dress before (even his pajamas are silk and a long sleeved matching set and his hair is always styled and he never has a pimple or eye bags despite always staying up) but then one day he comes back to the door in a fit of frazzled despair and tells Barty ‘I don’t want to hear it I know I’m disgusting ok I just can’t right now’ and then goes to change and Barty thinks he’s gonna come back with like green paste on his face and curlers like the cartoons but then regulus’ idea of ‘looking disgusting’ is wearing his undershirt and shorts and his hair in a low bun and his concealer under his eyes is wiped off and he literally still looks perfect and fine yet he’s so convinced he looks like shit that Barty can’t help but smile because the love of his life is so ridiculous and he cant stop himself from kissing his cheek and telling him he looks perfect and now literally every time regulus is even somewhat dressed down Barty always tells him he’s pretty like it’s his civic duty because god gives his toughest battles to his horniest most supportive boyfriends
I will see how Caleb, Molly & Caduceus look and stop being on this plane of existence
M9 fans like "I can't wait to see this moment animated!!" no. I will simply pass away the moment I see the concept art for Caleb. I don't even need to watch the show at that point, I can leave the fandom entirely and die in peace
Support his lords delulu plz.
Me, at 13: do i feel anything special abt boys? Nope. Girls? Still no. I feel same way abt everyone, so, guess I'm pan!
Me, at 14: wait a minute... (turns out I'm aroace)
Did i learn anything? Of course no
Me at 15-16: do i feel like a woman? Not really. Do i feel like a man? Again not very much. Does it change? I didn't really noticed, so, PROBABLY I'm nonbinary. However, I'm ugly, but i don't feel gender dysphoria,
Me at 19, looking at myself in the mirror with taped flat chest, finally feeling not so ugly and way more myself: ...yeah fuck i do...
The true measure of evil in Tolkien's work is how much the character disrespects or hates trees.
AU: Frodo returns from Mordor a shell of his former self. That being said, Thorin and Bilbo are determined to help in any way they can.
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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?
Reblog this if it’s okay to DM you and shoot the friendship shot.
Fic!Techno being immune to the Egg because "The Voices are worse" Will never not be funny. Like yeah, you might be an all powerful mind controlling alien egg, but you can never compete with EEEEEE
∆ ace ∆ maybe aro, idk ∆ nonbinary ∆ any pronouns!!! ∆ i want to be a streamer one day, but now I'm just trying to copy ∆ ∆ feel free to interact ∆ ∆ i like minecraft, fantasy and oddities ∆
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