I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

I swear this was a redraw meme at one point but I can’t find any now?? Maybe I dreamed it lmao

"I-I really don't get the plan here, mate."

"Bruuuuuh. It's simple, Phil! You said I can't go undercover because people look at me and think 'Oh man, that guy looks like he could rip out my liver with his teeth'-"

"I just said you are unapproachable-"

"-so, of course, the logical thing to do is make myself look harmless, right? Make it so people don't vibe check me and get 'Dangerous' as a result-"

"And how exactly does dying your hair bubblegum pink make people look at the six-foot tall buff former soldier and think 'non-threatening'?"

"Pink is a calming color, Phil."

"You're a fucking dumbass."

thorin, son of throw, son of threw, son of thrown

lotr/the hobbit incorrect quotes

part 6? is it six? might be six. i kinda forgot i left it in wips, sry

Gandalf: we need a plan

Gandalf: *points at Merry and Pippin* no explosions

Gandalf: *points at Gimli* no cursing towards elves

Gandalf: *points at Legolas* absolutely no using a shield as a fucking snowboard

Gandalf: *points at Aragorn* preferably no falling down the cliff

Gandalf: *points at Boromir* you just better be happy to still be there so stay quiet in the back, will you?

Gandalf: *points at Sam and Frodo* and we don’t sacrifice ourselves!

Gandalf: you know what, I will do the planning

— — — — —

Boromir, having no idea about geography of Middle-Earth past Rohan: so… you live in Mirkwood?

Legolas: so first of all, my father lives in Mirkwood

Legolas: I tend to live in the moment

— — — — —

Gandalf: so, what was your plan precisely?

Aragorn: Pretty much save everyone and come home unharmed?

Gandalf: plan, Aragorn, p l a n, not a fucking wishlist!

— — — — —

Just some random cook at Edoras: any allergies?

Éowyn: weak-willed men and cowards!

Éomer: and hazelnuts. she’s allergic to hazelnuts.

— — — — —

Boromir: as your adoptive older brother I will absolutely not allow you to do this stupid, immature thing…

Merry & Pippin: :((

Boromir: …alone

Boromir: and we don’t tell Faramir until we need to be bailed out of citadel’s jail

Its grey, its a sketchbook spread, you know its going to be dwarves. Bombur and Dori were so fun to draw, i do apologize for the very lazy clothes and lack of details, i wanted to finish this as fast as i could so that i can post it.

Since we found out about his passing, I haven't been able to make myself watch a Techno video. It felt like it would make the fact he was gone real.

Today I broke that streak

Thank you Tommy

Thank you Technodad

Technoblade never dies

Fuck Cancer

o7

I came to tumblr again with new account (after tumblr decided randomly that I'm a bot (I'm just afraid to talk to people dude, the reason that i didn't post anything was my social anxiety)) specifically to talk about Bound SMP (maby not only??? idk) so, im so far on episode 11, so far looks good

Astarion’s simple plan