@cactisays I Think It Would Benefit Everyone If I Started Saying This

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

It’s so funny to me that every time Watson stays to help with a case and sits down and gets his gay little notebook out, none of their clients are like “Wait a second. Are you gonna publish all of my personal business in the fucking Strand???”

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

I'm part way through designing this menu and I just...

TINY VIOLINS AS SLIDERS!

And that’s how Tweak glows in the dark :D

wheres seasons greasons

Please enjoy my silly whiteboard doodle of Them.

Some of y’all think that holding hands and sharing a bed is immediately romantic, and this is why people cannot differentiate between romantic, platonic, and familial forms of love.

he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV

He needs a napkin