Good Evening Bail Organa Stans, People With Clone OCs, People Who Wanna Get Railed By Boba Fett, Bitches

Y’all ever want to do shit but just...feel unmotivated. Like, theirs so much you want to learn or do but you just can’t because...i don’t even know why you just can’t do it? Cause that’s been happening for the last 3 years for me lol. I’ve wanted to learn to sew, play guitar, write, work out, get better at tennis, learn to fight (properly) and become more flexible but my brains out here saying ✨n o✨

ahaha someone tell me how you know your in love because I think I'm falling for my bff and that can't be happening_

okay but who’s gonna tell us if there's a store called Delaware??? Like...is there?

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

Lol how do you come out to extended family?

Fuck you if you judge me for liking my own posts. Look I'm very antisocial and it makes me happy to see the heart red and know that at lease SOMEONE looked at my content

look, just-just let me do me

*cries in corner*

Everyone talkin bout how Rex survive the Jedi purge and fought in rebels but no ones talkin bout how Kix and his stubborn angry ass survived all the way to Kylo Ren’s birth and fall to the dark side. My mans was probebly between 40-100 physically when Kylo died. He survived all the Skywalker bullshit and is probebly real salty bout having to deal with it.

Can someone please fucking teach me flower language??? Please?????

Some guy just came into my church while I was ushering and handed us like 5 bags of Panera bread then promptly left and honestly I strive to be as mysterious and chaotic as bread man

Lol tired as shit but somehow made it!

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

I fucking love this

All these nurses leaving their jobs because they won’t get vaccinated and claiming it’s because God will protect them is the modern day version of the story of the drowning man who refused to get into boats coming to save him because he said he was waiting for God to save him instead and then he dies and he’s like “wtf God why didn’t you save me” and God’s like I sent you boats you fucking ding dong