I Ordered A Fucking SMOOTHIE BOWL Not A BOWL OF YOUGRT AND FRUIT AND GOD KNOWS WHAT. GIVE ME MY FUCKING

this kid is 14 oh my god is no one teaching children to protect themselves online anymore…

77+33 should = 100 because fuck math it’s ✨satisfying✨

Me, desperately wanting to learn knew things, write, and draw more: God I need this

God: your struggles are heard child, however, your request has been put on hold because of the shit your people have been doing

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Raw ass line I heard today “some people are so poor all they have is money”

okay but who’s gonna tell us if there's a store called Delaware??? Like...is there?

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

Little late but HAPPY PRIDE MONTH YALL!!!

💖💛💙

someone with acual braincells help a fella out

do other people get like...emotionally/mentally drained that it feels like ya can't talk or even be in the presence of other people??? Like when you try to talk it feels like you have to like pry your mouth open and punch your vocal cords just to make a sound (okay that's a bit dramatic but ya get the point)??? Like rn if I were to interact with the people in my house I feel as tho I would literally cry.

Rebloging so we don’t struggle

the suffering never ends

Foxiyo - A spider embarrassed me in front of my favorite senator

Thank you @sexyrexy7567 for telling me fox is scared of spiders! I had a lot of fun writing this =D

Summary: After a meeting with a clone hating senator, Riyo thinks about the humanity of the clones. Not expecting to find out that they could actually be afraid of anything, let alone spiders of all things.

Words: 1500~

Riyo has a meeting set up with senator Garos. A man who presents himself as authoritative and adamant, which aren’t poor qualities for any senator to have. Having a strong opinion and showing adequacy is an important quality to have in the senate and as a leader. 

But Senator Garos takes it too far by letting his adamancy cloud his judgement, he’s easy to draw conclusions and his authoritative nature makes him imperious. It was exhausting enough to listen to the man trying to continuously persuade her to have his same opinion. It had already rubbed her the wrong way that he was so pushy in his persuasions, but their conversation this afternoon added to her feelings of uneasiness around the man.

It had already started at the beginning of their meeting, they hadn’t even started their discussion about politics before the man pointed to the commander at her side. “If you could tell your clone to leave the room, Senator Chuchi. I’d like to speak to you in private.”

Riyo feels uncomfortable by the thought of being left alone with the man and feels relieved when the commander decides to speak up on her behalf, saving her from the stress of having to decide to be left alone with the man or to awkwardly decline his offer. “I’ve been assigned the task to protect Senator Chuchi. Leaving her unguarded while on duty would be against protocol, senator.” 

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