Táta Se Mě Zrovna Zeptal Jestli Se Nebudu Cítit Odstrčená Když Mě Letos Nevyšlehá, Protože

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

The day I learn to :3 irl is the day the whole world bends to my will

new update lets v1 frolic

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

Bighorn Ram from Vintage Story

特朗普当选总统对意大利是场灾难,.https://tiktok.com/tiktokstudio/content

If you please, reblog with your favourite random encounter/event/complication/whatever table entry from any tabletop RPG you've read.

Currently mine (from the random hangover table in Josh McCrowell's His Majesty the Worm):

You wake up with a wedding ring on a finger. It's not your finger.

netáhne tě k zemi ten těžký kov tvých mincí co máš v kapse, dítko přírody? netíží snad? musíš být tak unavené, tak dlouhou pouť vážíš, mé dítě, obtěžkané takovým břemenem... ano. ano, není jiného východiska- musíš si koupit nějakou dobrůtku.