Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”
If you wanna live a happy life don't read it
reblog for spongebob, like for travis scott
trying to prove a point
I will NOT tolerate ANY kind of hatred towards this innocent creature
Excited for the new update TTOTT <3
Sonic’s ear twitches slightly, the hedgehog snoring softly as he sleeps. Currently, he was in a cute little fort he had built with lots of blankets, pillow and chairs. He was curled on into himself, simply having fallen asleep on the nest of pillows he snatched from around his house. He swore he was gonna stay up late to night…but once he got comfy enough, he was out like a light. Didn’t help that everyone was being so affectionate today. All those pets and ear rubs kinda tuckered him out. He felt so relaxed and warm…and along with the softness of the blanket and pillows surrounding him, and how comfy and warm it was there…Yeah, he had no chance. Right before he had promptly passed out, he was actually doodling away in his sketchbook. As well as snacking on some donuts. The blue hedgehogs gloves lied right next to the sketchbook, along with some pencils and colored pencils. The sides of the gloves were a smudged grey from the graphite. So right now, the hedgehog’s lil paw beans pads on his hands were exposed! Thankfully no one was around to see he had taken off his gloves…
I will severely injure the person who made this adorable little marshmallow cry
Crier
This is literally the last month you can reblog this joke
AnyWAY have a Mom Yako I drew yesterday on my tablet
apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office