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Ok I answered a question nobody asked for (Sorry Hosuh)

Ok, ya’ll know the SCP video by Danplan? Well I remembered in the video Jay’s first words in SCP-294 (The Vending Machine that produces any liquid) that we wanted, and I quote “Hosuh’s love juice”. That got me thinking on if the vending machine did indeed get Hosuh’s....nectar (That’s an anime reference) then how would it? I mean does it get it via Hosuh himself or does it just sorry out random juice. So I decided to do some research....

Now in the wiki ( http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-294 link here)

It says in Document SCP-294a (regarding incident 294-01) in basic that someone typed in “cup of Joe” and someone named Joseph passes out later, weeks later recovering and leaving hospital. While he was complaining about being dizzy before passing out however, the machine produces human liquids. This confirms that it will get at liquid if it includes someone getting sick (from my understanding)

Now back to Danplan and how this relates, how would the machine get said liquid juice nector from Hosuh? Well I came up with a few possibilities.

1. Leftover residue) My first though was maybe it’s from leftover residue in the past that was been cleaned or something. I then though no, because they would have been cleaned and dry/not good enough to use. Which came to the source himself which leads to the second option

2. Extraction ) The vending can simply get the nector from the exact source, hot and ready, but how? Well back to the document (if you read it) the guy gets dizzy while the vending takes body fluid (blood, tissue, ect.) and put it into one thing which made Agent Joesph dizzy. If the same rule applies to the extraction, then Hosuh should feel dizzy and collapse, but not die. But this is his nector we’re talking about. This leads to the third and worst option

3. Jay just wants Hosuh to get horny) If the rules apply then that means that Hosuh would be complaining about an erection and needs to get rid of it, because of the machine trying to get the substance. If that was the case then I’d be jumping a cliff.

But hey this is a hypothetical question. If anyone thinks of anything to add or take away then gladly reply. So yeah..... You’re welcome wattpad users

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