argyle is the person you want on your team in an apocalypse
LOOK AT THIS LOOK AT THIS:
WOODWORKING skills
COOKING skills
TRACKING skills
FORAGING SKILLS??!
GUYS????? argyle needs to and will hopefully become an integral, ESSENTIAL member of the big kids gang. he knows so much and this is only addressing his survival skills
in THIS HOUSE, we love argyle!!!
Sure was nice of Albo to give us a long weekend on this, the upcoming anniversary of the death of Meatloaf’s career in Australia. RIP King.
When someone comes out Steve's immediate gut reaction is to drag their taste in romantic prospects. Robin rejected him and came out and he went full "okay fine but please like BETTER girls oh my god" like the Mean Girl he is. God bless.
When Will blurts that he's in love with Mike (which... Yeah Steve knew that one.) Steve goes "okay there's nothing wrong with liking boys but why wheeler?? You can do so much better Will. Seriously. Literally anyone else." And will is just ?????? He just said he liked boys and Steve's biggest issue is that it's Mike?! "Mike is being a jerk!! He's ignoring you!! Dump his ass, Will!" Most confusing acceptance ever.
Eddie confesses to Steve and the man blinks at him like "but...I'm a prep?? And bitchy? And have had, like, five concussions?"
And Eddie is like "what the fuck are you talking about"
"I'm just saying I doubt I'm your usual type! Obviously I like you back but you could probably do better"
"Steve are you saying my feelings are reciprocated while also being self deprecating n order to insult my taste in men?"
"oh. Yeah. Oops."
Lucas and max come out without specifying crushes (except on each other) so there is no need to drag them for their taste in men or women.
Dustin is like "I literally only like Suzie" and Steve is like "I know this and I love you (and her)" BC Suzie is amazing and helped save the world too. And grey ro/ace Dustin.
The only person whose taste he doesn't criticize is Mike and that's because when he says he's in love with will Steve just goes "he's too good for you" and nothing else.
Incorrect Steddie 8/?
A friend sent it to me and I think many of us are like this hahahahaha
Ohhhh love seeing a bolder Steve - i really can’t choose between bold or vanilla Steve - guess all flavours are good
Not sure if this is ur thing (sure is mine)
But let’s say it’s just been the festive season and heading into New Years and Eddie is looking so big, boy has noticeably grown again
Steve’s so gone on it, so obsessed, but he’s also…really like to know..just how much bigger Eddie’s gotten. He’s a former athlete, it’s in his nature to keep score
Just Steve Harrington discovering he has a numbers kink
This ABSOLUTELY works for me.
I love the idea of Eddie just being casual go with the flow, I seem to just be getting bigger, Harrington is into it, so I'm totally into it sort of gainer (if he even identifies as one, I think he just sees it all as an excuse to never think about what he eats).
But meticulous haircut, shirt-pants, athlete Steve with a numbers kink? Just so amazing 🥵🥵
He always wants to break out a measuring tape or a scale when he starts noticing Eddie looks bigger, and like comparing Eddie's old clothes or Steve's own clothes to what Eddie wears now...
Getting him to try to stuff himself into old stuff...
Measuring every inch of him just to get himself so turned on and flustered and amazed that he has to get on top of Eddie immediately 🥵
Yes please
fuck it, we’re a kink blog now. she/her. mostly scenario-based, soft feedism. currently riding a wave of fat!stranger things inspo. 30yo - DNI unless 18+
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