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Yeah, they're everywhere nowadays

Oh here's one -> 🦎 Sweet.

Wait- I see more...

OH GREAT HEAVEN-🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎

They really just have lizards here huh

Saw you like one of my posts and omfg your username is so real

I once filled a goblet with mountain dew and it was delicious

Ayyy now that sounds like a good time! :3

MOUNTAIN DEW! MOUNTAIN DEW!

MOUNTAIN DEW! 🏔️💚

Righhhhhhhht... Here! 🪄

*pulls it from behind your ear*

Ta-daaa!

where the heck did my pen go

Alrighty I'll do this for my character- Mtn, a lot of this has been touched upon on the actual server the character was made on- But nothing about them is known here so I'll just say some stuff here now:

1. They have an entire closet for stuffed animals.

2. Would burn a plant, HAD a pet rat called Spritz, and would not want kids.

3. Nonexistent love life. (Character is Aroace)

4. Clashes with their color scheme- But they wore a Vampire costume one time and it looked pretty sick.

5. Would completely worry and fumble through a speech- but will accidentally deliver it amazingly.

6. Trusts their Bestfriends the most andd hates the scientists from the lab Mtn was made in the most.

7. Likeable Chaotic Goober. Upstanding Soda lover.

8. They would attempt to puzzle, and then give up halfway through then try to eat it.

9. "Books" lmao. EVERYONE in that world is an object technically, excluding the 4th dimensional overseer birds.

10. They'd want to be their current age, they were "made" in 2006 so they would be 18 currently.

11. They actually HAVE won the lottery with a fellow book before, basically they bought a MtnDew decorated car and then had it blow it up in a Mario Kart inspired race. Still has some money tho-

12. They find romance intriguing in stories but don't actively participate in it.

13. Lmao they don't got any, if the caretaker Mtn had in the tube counts then- ig friendship and compassion.

14. Literally them drinking SO MUCH MtnDew, also Gambling, and Five Guys peanuts, and a Firework collection, and the tendency to cause Chaos.

15. They wouldn't really consider anything a "waste" of time, just likes hanging out.

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17. Literally hasn't met one, pretty sure they exist in this world- but literally has not seen one.

18. No kissing at all.

19. Guess through half the questions, or just wing through the job interview with bad puns.

20. Probably the fireworks, they only almost lit ONE baby on fire.

21. Wouldn't be in a relationship. Though if we're just pretending- then probably something that reveals the partner is a bad person.

22. Technically "Mtn" is the nickname since their full legal name is "Mountainous Dewford." So they're always being referred to by a pet name.

23. Novelty, but doesn't inherently dislike Stability.

24. Honestly, (they like being honest.)

25. Possibility. New things are cool for them.

26. Talent. Doesn't have a lot of it.

27. Bit 'a both. Would try forgiveness but if that doesn't work- Revenge time.

28. Nope! (Fixer-upper part unrelated)

29. Keeps having a dream about being a fish in a pond, and then wakes up and looks to see if they're not a Fish in the Mirror EVERY SINGLE TIME.

30. Would own every single Mountain in the world, and charge of fee for admission in. Also make gambling legal worldwide.

oc asks that reveal more than you think

Do they sleep with a stuffed animal? If they have multiple, who’s the favorite?

Can they take care of a plant? What about a pet? What about a child?

Ask them to describe their love interest.

Do they look good in red?

Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! Will they give one, and what about?

Who will they take advice from, no matter what it is? Who won’t they take advice from, no matter what it is?

Describe them in three words. Now let them describe themself in three words.

Do complex puzzles intrigue or frustrate them?

Do they empathize with non-sentient things (dolls, plants, books…)?

What age do they most want to be right now?

They’ve won the lottery. Spend, or save?

Do they like romance in the books they read (or in the book they’re in)?

Name one thing their parents taught them.

Would they agree with the term ‘guilty pleasure’? Do they have any?

What would they consider a waste of time– other than school or work?

If money wasn’t a limit, what would they wear?

Do they like children?

Kissing: tongue or no tongue?

Do they study before tests? Practice before job interviews?

What do they like that nobody else does?

What would it take for them to break up with someone? What would be the last straw?

Do they like being called pet names? Do they call other people pet names? What’s their go-to?

Stability or novelty?

Honesty or charity?

Safety or possibility?

Talent or effort?

Forgiveness or vengeance (or…)?

Would they date a fixer-upper?

What recurring dreams do they have?

What would they do if they knew it would be forgiven?

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IT'S HALLOWEEN BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

You ever just- say words? Yeah me neither.

Actually wait that's a lie. I say words ALL the time... Well hold on- it's more like a 50/50 split of me either being completely quiet to the point of me not even being there or unnecessarily going in-depth about a topic like nobody else cares about.

I think this POST is proof of my ranting skills.

Aren't I talented??

Hmm I don't think that counts as a talent but whatever, talent is in the eye of the beholder and what not, that's NOT the saying but screw it- I'm MAKING that the saying now. I'll Patent it, wait no you don't Patent sayings you like copyright it.

Tic Tac Toe: GO! (I'm X and you're O)

XOO

XXO

OXO

Ahwwww rip, well good game to you!

What does "Good Game" actually mean? I'm assuming it doesn't refer to the game itself being good, it's probably like "you played a good game" or something like that.

Okay I've definitely reached the point where this being a word salad rant is the point of this post and I'm running out of things to say, it's like half past midnight and I'm procrastinating things rn, WHY am I laying here writing this to probably like 4 notes at best. Actually wait I don't really CARE about the notes, as long as I get my brain soup served on your metaphorical tray I'm content. not Content but con-TENT, big difference.

Alright I should be good for now, this post has served it's purpose, I'll make an actually normal post sometime between now and the next 2 years, hopefully something closer to the former.

10...9....8....7....6....5.....4......3....3....2....1....3.....1......0!!!!!!

Why did I make that countdown? I think I was gonna end it at that point but I just- didn't do that. Damn.

Boom experiment time, if you read this leave a message saying "Slay :SparkleEmoji:" I wanna see if somebody actually has the time and energy to listen to the ramblings of some Tumblr user they don't and probably will never know in real life.

If u count the amount of words in this post I get a big ol smooch.

(Lmao I'm editing this rn and I realized I said "I" instead of "u" But honestly that's funnier.)

Ship names are kinda funny, I think the humor of combining two different words and passing that off as a pun is pretty funny but for it to be taken seriously is COMICAL. I did not mean to make that word capital but the autocorrect on my phone decided that's what needed to be done. I won't question it I guess.

Okay goodnigh- wait no that's not what I say here lmao. Good BYE I mean.

:))))))))))))):

^ does this read as a smile or a frown at first glance?

Okaiiiiiii CYA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just touched this pastry in the toaster-oven and it burned my finger, why must life throw It's toughest hardships at me. 😢

Made this a couple 'O days ago for a friend group, bleh it's a vampire.

Random thought: Eating celery in a barbershop, you wouldn't be able to tell if what you're chewing in your mouth is the celery or literal hair.

In honour of the new Tomodachi Life game being announced, I present to you this drawing of Charity! (Friend's OC that I made on my island) 💚

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