Remus: Padfoot! You Broke All My Quills?! Fuck You.

How would Hazel Levesque insult someone

Hazel: You rude gardening tool!

Person: Did you just indirectly call me a hoe-

Friendly reminder that Jason never got to punch Leo for dying.

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If tacos can fall apart and still be amazing so can you

Posiedon: I love this picture of us and our siblings when we were younger

Hades: Where's Zeus though?

Posiedon: He wasn't born yet exactly why we were so happy

Percy: What is it called when you kill a friend?

Annabeth: Murder

Percy: Homieocide

Annabeth: Ok, we need a distraction. Who here is good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?

Leo: My time has come

Percy: I swear you could trip over your own shadow

Nico: My shadow's a tricky little bastard. It likes to see me fall to its level

Reyna: Has anyone told you you're a little creepy?

Nico (hurt): No they haven't

Reyna: Good, I wasn't in the mood to kill anyone anyways

Nico: Hold that thought-

Demeter: So, on to plan B?

Athena: technically, this is plan G

Posiedon: Like how many plans do you have. What about a plan H?

Athena: Yes, but Apollo gets thrown into tartarus in plan H

Artemis: I like plan H