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I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like "By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!" And then just getting into his car and driving off
babe are u okay ur crying about closeness lines over time by olivia de recat again
you ever notice how covid cases have spiked since the cock destroyers split up? can’t be a coincidence
Yes, there is a bouncy castle and a ball pit!
It’s finally happened.
After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.
“I like your shoelaces.”
Oh. Oh no.
I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”
The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”
Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.
Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.
Can't wait for their collab
im starting a collection
if you don't do anything else today,
Please have a moment of silence for the people who were killed instead of freed when news of emancipation finally reached the furthest corners of the american south.
have another moment for the ledgers, catalogs, and records that were burned and the homes that were destroyed to hide the presence of very much alive and still enslaved people on dozens of plantations and homesteads across the south for decades after emancipation.
and have a third moment for those who were hunted and killed while fleeing the south to find safety across the border, overseas, in the north and to the west.
black people. light a candle, write a note to those who have passed telling them what you have achieved in spite of the racist and intolerant conditions of this world, feel the warmth of the flame under your hand, say a prayer of rememberance if you are religious, place the note under the candle, and then blow it out.
if you have children, sit them down and tell them anything you know about the life of oldest black person you've ever met. it doesn't have to be your own family. tell them what you know about what life was like for us in the days, years, decades after emancipation. if you don't know much, look it up and learn about it together.
This is Juneteenth.
white people CAN interact with this post. share it, spread it.
I hate the implication that the Spider-Man in our universe is the goddamn popsicle
sometimes self-care is consuming a piece of media for the 174th time
how she likes to use her face to come in
The super bowl or whatever I'm not american
Why did "lmao" stick around but "rofl" die. Any theories on this
We can't register urls with the word staff in it anymore I wonder who's fault is this
Today’s the only day you can reblog this
Pride Frog Pins by OwlAndBearArtStudio
Wednesday, May 31
Tumblr: Now with 800% more frogs
Here are three real facts about frogs: They’re cute, they’re amphibians, and they’re on your Tumblr dashboard right now. All you have to do is Click for frogs.
This year Tumblr is celebrating Pride with Meet the Artist features, polls galore, and eight beautiful bouncing frogs adorning your dashboard.
Why frogs?
Queer icons, obviously
Some frogs freeze on purpose all winter long because they know nothing good is going to happen until spring. That’s so smart of them.
My uncle bought me a frog in 1999.
They breathe through their skin. You have to respect that. It’s called “cutaneous respiration” according to scientists and “wicked cool” according to my cousin from Boston.
You’re all absolutely rabid about them. The frogs tag is followed by nearly half a million people. The world history tag is only followed by 5,000 people. You care about frogs 100 times more than you care about the history of the entire world.
I would love to say they invented morse code, but they didn’t. That was Samuel F.B. Morse.
Some people showed up to a meeting one day and were like “Hey, what if we…put frogs on the dashboard?” and no one could think of a single reason why we shouldn’t.
What are you waiting for, Tumblr? Click for frogs.
Glad to see Shane living out his dream job of being Ryan’s friend
#shorter #5'6
Put your height in the tags
Little snail makes a journey! 🐌💕
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My favorite mermaid art is the one of a family photo with a mermaid mother and old sailor father and their sons are both reverse merfolk (human legs with fish heads).
please go outside
look at this rare snurp
