Momments B4 Disaster

WDYM SOON 🤨🤨🤨

i got an even better idea, toxic gossip train. 🎸(its the closest emoji i could find 😭🙏)

Remind me to organise a public execution for myself over a joke I made about bedding Garmadon like he's a pillow princess. I sometimes forget I don't make jokes like that on here, and not everyone is ready for me to spew that bs at random intervals...

Sorry to all I have scarred. I promise I have no intention of bedding lord G anytime soon.

REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

oh.🥲

So hypothetically if i were to turn him into chicken would he be bla- (i need to stop 💀)

free uhh.. poisoned chicken😋

the irony that oni turn to their og form (i think its cannon i dont remember oh well)

I just started thinking about the au where Garmadon is wus chicken... like.

Out of the blue, Wu has this ugly, large Cockerell chicken with unruly white feathers spiking down his neck, and the ninja are terrified as if chwith its red eyes. wu is doing nothing to disguise the fact that it's Garmadon.

Neither is Garmadon in all honesty, he's got four wings and all (they are all to busy screaming to notice.) And eventually misako sees the litter poking her leg for a what wu called "an evening kiss" when the chicken started flapping at wu angrily and she realises it's Garmadon.

Chat i kinda wana draw the first part ngl

What are your hcs for if Garmadon went on a roller coaster?

Ow do you imagine he'd be if he was sick??

garmadon would probably find the biggest rollercoaster he could, and beg to go on it. against his better judgment, lloyd agrees to go on with him. garmadon begins to scream the minute they go down the first drop, clinging onto lloyd for dear life and trying to get out of the cart. lloyd physically had to hold garmadon down for the rest of the ride, while garmadon screamed hysterically. the second they got off, garmadon hauled ass out of the cart, only to slip and fall on his face. lloyd had to drag him over to a bench and give him a slushy to get him to stop trembling. garmadon proceeded to act like nothing had even happened, too embarrassed to face the truth. what garmadon didn't know is that lloyd secretly went to the photo stand and bought the photo that the cameras took right after they went down the last drop, and has it framed in his room because he finds it so funny. this huge, hulking, thousands of years old, oni demi-god clinging onto his then-teenage son for dear life and looking like he'd just looked death in the face. post merge, lloyd now looks at it differently as one of the last memories he got to make with his dad before they got separated again :(

as for being sick, i think garmadon would initially pretend to be okay, only to then really get hit by the side affects of doing so :( he'd curl up in a ball underneath his bed, coughing and sneezing uncontrollably until vinny dragged him out and tried to get him to take medicine. garmadon would taste it, and then immediately reject it and claim it as being disgusting, so vinny had to hide it in soda and pizza. he'd mainly lay under his bed and complain, and the one time he threw up he was dead silent for the rest of the day, absolutely horrified.

thank you for your amazing asks as always ogzie!! :DDD

happy halloween 1!1!1! 🎃😁

Fuck sorry ummm didn’t see that someone asked it (I still stand by the least favorite character question)

Favorite plotline and why, least favorite plotline and why.

Favorite ships. Romantic and platonic.

i love march of the oni and hunted bc their so silly gagagagsgsggshdbdb garmadon and lloyd my silliessss

least favorite plotline? Crystalized, i mean like i really did not care for it that much but it was very weird and it like forgot about every other thing (like how lloyd was like the oni cant care!1!2!2 man if you dont bring my girl mystake back cause atp her death was a waste.) and wdym lloyd said “you cant learn to care!!!” YES I CAN ITS CALLED CHANGE 😭

but dont get me wrong lloyd had right to be mad at garmadon “i knew u would come for me to save ur pathetic lives!1!2!” (we all know mystake would’ve won if not for plot twist or whatever..)

Ig another thats up there is ice emperor cause like it’s like “oh its the staff that corrupted him” when in reality it was vex (w the the help of the staff ig??) but like when wu and garmadon had it they were fine so when did it start corrupting people?? (Or maybe im missing a few things i haven’t watched them episodes in a while)

shipping? Ghh i dont do ships idk its not rlly my thing.

Platonic shipping?!?! Gang i have so many from garmadon and fsm, fsm and wu, wu and garmadon, fsm and overlord, hh garmadon and lloyd, garmadon and vinny. ( i mostly think they fight like siblings or whatever)

Literally garmadon and ANYONE i promise it cooks gang.

some others could be vania and euphrasia (i js made this one up help..) euphrasia and moror. nya and euphrasia, idk i’ll think of more later trust

“Edge of it all” bro is really going through it 😭🙏

Hey garmadon fans what music do you think he listens to

i love em all their so silly

yeah thats it wrap it up, your canceled 😔😔

My brother and I were speaking absolute brainrot and I ended up saying the words

"Gyatt-madon"

Which resulted in me creating this monstrosity. This is what I'm going to art school for you guys

I really don't have anything to say to defend myself,,,

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