I laughed at first then realized this would be true
Soft fluff HCs for Mista with a badass S/O?
-Mista simps
-Mista would think you are literally the coolest person ever!
-He’ll look at you in awe when you are doing your thing. You simply blow him away!
-Mista doesn’t have fragile masculinity(the crop top says it all), so he doesn’t mind a strong woman. In fact, he likes it.
-Mista is kinda stupid, so in fact a independent female might be better for him.
-He’ll brag about you to his friends. To the point Fugo sighs each time he says your name.
-“Guys! Y/N is just so amazing!”
-peg him
This is canon and you can’t make me think otherwise
“Kakyoin-kun”
yee
young love <3
Everyone on this hellsite is the same entity
Guy: w-what is a baby fur
An Immortal Egyptian guy finds the furry Fandom and thinks they are worshipping all the cultures gods in a really weird way and joins.
The great avacado heist
I want a Jojo’s organised crime AU. But instead of drugs or killing people or whatever criminals do. They use their stands to grow and smuggle in avocados.
Security guard at customs: Hey, what do you have under your jacket?
Jotaro: Im gay and it’s contagious stay away– uh Star Platinum: The World!
And then he uses his Joestar special technique to just leg it. While Joseph and Jonathan (who are still wearing crop tops decades later) distract the security guards while pretending to be their age.
Giorno chilling in the background using the commotion to pickpocket everyone.
I'm 22, I use they/them pronouns. The only thing keeping me alive is dottore my omega wife babygirl pookie bear kitty meow meow
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