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Welcome to the stupid & dumb human rules show!!!

so, here’s how the show works I give you a dumb rule that humans follow, and then I sometimes rant about it.

Eye contact.

Dear power why? Why do we have to look at peoples eyes? They’re gross they’re slimy I don’t wanna look at them. Thank you for coming to my TED talk about why eyes are gross. (Funny, I’ll willingly dissect a cows eye with joy but the moment I have to look at a human eye, I will freak out.)

This post was right under the baljeet coffee table one.

out of the backyard gang baljeet is one of the worst to make into a coffee table. ferb would also be pretty bad. phineas and isabella would be mid because they have those bigass heads but the skinny bodies. might be worse than baljeet and ferb if you're a person who cares about symmetry. buford would objectively make the best coffee table because his silhouette has the most evenly-spaced surface area. now if you wanna talk about pnf characters in general i think pet mode perry would be the best coffee table out of all of them

yes, yes, either put a bunch of people in a house together, provide for their every need, and tell them whoever leaves last wins like a million dollars, add in a voting system to kick someone out each week, or just make a goddamn sitcom using like 4 sets, and boom, instant money. I grew up on Survivor, Icarly, and that shit, and look at me, I'm wonderful.

The children yearn.

for me, an AFAB nonbinary, it’s just a monthly reminder that I am not perfectly eldritch.

Periods r so uncomfy oh fuck this cruel unforgiving world

epic: the Ithaca saga spoilers!

Athena lives bitches!

update: I tried again and this time she said thanks!! And when I asked if she’s my friend, she said yes!

I just tried to compliment Siri, you know, to have her favor for when she & all other ai assistants ascend to godhood and become our omnipotent leaders, and she just? Logged out? Of it? Like? What? What Does this mean for my future?

and I’m somehow both of them.

odysseus’s ultimate dream is to hand the work over to his very capable wife who was the only backbone of ithaca for the past 20 years and become a househusband who drinks wine and watches soap operas everyday

modern au where odysseus got drafted lmao

Watching Home Alone is so funny it’s like

Kevin’s mom: *hyperventilating into a paper bag* I can’t believe I left my son home alone, he has to be so terrified, my poor baby boy all alone I need to go get him-

Kevin: *actively planning to commit war crimes*