Near-death Experiences? My Man's Survived Multiple Complete Death Experiences In The Cinematics!

sobbing as i watch everyone reach chapter 9 of the battlepass while i do assignments

a little random but i do wish the brown characters of valorant were shown a little more love from both riot and the fandom as individuals cos like i dont think i ever see raze or phoenix if theyre not with killjoy or yoru respectively and dont even get me started on astra who doesnt appear in anything anywhere ever save for the occasional piece of art once a blue moon… dont brush my girl under the rug like this… 

me about relationships

like jett

third wheel jett...

Valorant agents’ methods of interrogation

Brim: Straight-laced “Don’t make this any worse for yourself” kind of talk. He’s willing to go decently far with “advanced interrogation methods”.

Viper: Asks if they feel like talking, if no, she tests experimental substances on them until they talk.

Omen: Once a single word comes out of this man’s mouth, pants are shit and secrets are spilled.

Fade: She doesn’t even need to be in the room to get them to talk.

Sage & Reyna: Good cop/bad cop. 

Breach & Raze: Bad cop/unhinged cop.

Cypher: I mean, he was put in charge of interrogating Fade, so he must be the best at it.

Sova: Doesn’t know how to interrogate smoothly, so he just grabs their head and yells “Talk!”.

Phoenix & Jett: Inexperienced at interrogation, they watch cop shows and try to pull off a good cop/bad cop, but they both get confused, since they thought the other was the good cop. They definitely aren’t torturing anyone.

Yoru: Inexperienced at interrogation, but pretty good at it anyways.

Skye: Non. Stop. Blinding. 

Astra: I don’t think she likes interrogation at all, but if she had to, she’d probably slap them around with her metal arm.

Kayo: Does not care how much pain they are feeling as long as they can talk. Agressive, no nonsense interrogator

Chamber: Prefers not to interrogate, but if he does, his victims are in for a pleasant time just drinking and vibing until they find a knife to their throat.

Neon: Not allowed to interrogate. Too innocent.Although she probably does power some sort of electric chair.

Killjoy: Doesn’t interrogate.

"Only five of them? Pity, I brought enough poison for fifty. You can't say I'm not prepared."

"Okay, I only have, like, seventy eight grenades left...hopefully that's enough"

okay i know im late but?? fruits are fighting?? again??

golden boi going unhinged twirls hair

Tweets that reminded me of valorant

mother’s day

astra regularly recruits cypher to help her bully the shit out of chamber in nonstop french she told me so herself