Taking A Little Break From Mermay And Indulging In Cypher Brainrot

omen could tear someone apart with those arms and that's very valid of him actually

omens arms appreciation post

sometimes its easy to forget that he sso,,,,,,,,buf f,,,,,,,,,

Good thing alright

viper

fade: are these brownies special?

sage: they are

[later]

fade: i don't fell anything, are you sure there's weed in the brownies?

sage: they are special because i made them with love, fade.

you are GAY

brimstone: the secret to life is to always use more spinach and less rice than you think you’ll need.

sage: the second secret to life is that fresh air, warm sun, and a cup of tea will make your problems small enough to start handling.

viper: the third secret to life is that violence sometimes really is the answer.

viper's voicemail is full of angst and stress and then cypher's be like “those little shits stole my expensive tea 😡😡”

watching this white youtuber say "oh my god" every time before he says one of the poc agents names 😐😐😐 please

a little random but i do wish the brown characters of valorant were shown a little more love from both riot and the fandom as individuals cos like i dont think i ever see raze or phoenix if theyre not with killjoy or yoru respectively and dont even get me started on astra who doesnt appear in anything anywhere ever save for the occasional piece of art once a blue moon… dont brush my girl under the rug like this…