This Is Not How You Hold A Bird

viper: i've only slept 8 hours over the past week and i think i'm right on the verge of a mental breakdown

viper, taking a sip from the machine oil in her cup: this doesn't taste like coffee

Viper is Batman

Batman is, in his own words, a rich kid with lots, lots of problems. He's often lonely because of the walls that he made by the security of the ones that he loves. And, believe me, Batman is a person who loves too much. He feels pain because of it. He got traumatized and fights everyday for people don't suffer like him. And, when he can't fight the others' battles, he truly helps these people in their battles.

This is my romantic view of Batman. Now, being realistic, this man is a dick.

Like, Bruce, you're rich, pay for some therapy. Spanking criminals saying that it's for justice isn't a way to solve your problems and the problems of the world. I bet that the biggest issue in Gotham is Bruce Wayne's richness. And, you won't justify yourself by training kids to be vigilantes/assassins. I mean, I know that Bruce never wanted the Robins ended like him but shiiiit boy. Look what you did with Jason.

Now that I showed my ignorant opinion about Batman, let's talk about Viper.

Her "therapy" is inflict pain in others. Like, playing with Viper is even scary since she's with that terrify voice saying something like "I want to see you craw". Her ability is make people suffocate till death or make them dissolve. Ma'am, calm down.

Anyway, my point is, Viper is a dick too.

She's as traumatized and lonely as Batman. And, even if she's a damn sadic bitch, she cares about the younger agents. I don't think that the dialogue between her and Brim is just a tired Viper.

(Viper: "Brimstone, we really need to put an age floor on Valorant. I can't take this... youth"

Brim: "They're the future, Sabine! You know you care about them.")

Yes, she cares. Damn, how she cares. They are young and dumb. They should be just young and dumb, not soldiers. I think Viper can be really overprotective with the younger agents, even if she doesn't know how to demonstrate this. She doesn't want to anyone else feel what she feels everyday.

She's a cinnamon roll. She even bet with Brimstone that her kids won't die in battle.

Yet, Viper's still a dick. Big one. Never forget this.

All this to say, love to Viper and Batman please. They need true therapy and a hug.

tumblr ruined the quality! TAP ON THE IMAGE PLEASE

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Hang out with Sage

VERY random valorant hcs / imagines that i've thought of

sage smiles at everyone she sees / passes by in the HQ. it's like her face's instinct to smile whenever she sees someone

jett definitely sticks her tongue out whenever she's writing / drawing on paper

chamber randomly winks at people from across the room that he's in just to see their reaction (did it once to viper, did not end well on his end)

astra definitely gave people false future predictions

reyna gets away with eating other people's food from the fridge. big part of why she does get away is cus the others are too scared to ask her if she did

raze once said that jett and phoenix could be a human flamethrower together. they've yet to try out their friend's little suggestion

there are some days (thankfully very rarely) wherein viper purposely stares into other agents' eyes just to fuck with them, raze was on the verge of tears when she was on the receiving end of viper's stunt

skye knows how to use rollerblades. do whatever you want with that (hc) information.

Yokye week #5. Nostalgia.

I feel like I kinda screwed up on the nostalgia part. My bad.

a little random but i do wish the brown characters of valorant were shown a little more love from both riot and the fandom as individuals cos like i dont think i ever see raze or phoenix if theyre not with killjoy or yoru respectively and dont even get me started on astra who doesnt appear in anything anywhere ever save for the occasional piece of art once a blue moon… dont brush my girl under the rug like this… 

watching this white youtuber say "oh my god" every time before he says one of the poc agents names 😐😐😐 please

cypher: i accidentally indulged in too much 'me time'

cypher: turns out, I've been reported missing for six months and presumed dead by most locals and national authorities.