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Yokye week #4. Lost and found.

I kind of rushed this one out, so the drawing quality is terrible. My bad.

That’s how everyone in the protocol knows about yokye except for Brim.

Yokye week #2. In my timezone, I’m all caught up. Hoorah!

thinking about yoru waking up in the morning and sending a gatecrash towards the kitchen from his room

and then sprinting to the bathrooms and brushing his teeth like, really fast. super fast. changing out of pyjamas at lightspeed.

all so he can immediately pop from the bathroom to the kitchen for breakfast without delay

thinking about kay/o and neon going out to buy stuff

neon zips around to grab everything on their shopping list real fast and kay/o carries the bags of groceries, spare parts, clothes, a masquerade mask (white with purple feather)- who added THAT to the list?- fancy tea and normal coffee..

it works out, they're a thousand times more time-efficient than everyone else at this chore, neon doesn't have to carry anything, just yoink stuff and cop a shoulder-ride with charging cable in hand, kay/o doesn't have to pick out any small crushable items and can divert extra power to holding everything without worrying about charge

everyone's been suckered into a chess match with cypher at one point. none of them win on the first go, and few stick around long enough to net any wins.

between knitting projects, omen is usually game for a round or two; viper sometimes drops by to challenge him when lab reports and performance reports start to swim in her vision. and now fade, who will swipe pieces off the board if he looks away- it adds a new dimension to the game, at least?

how to tell who put a blanket over you when you fell asleep somewhere random in VP HQ:

the edges are not tucked in: kay/o, who is too cautious to press. but you're still warm, because within base he has access to a stash of good fluffy blankets

the blanket has been knitted by hand: omen, who will sometimes also leave you a stuffed toy. you can keep it if you want.

you are covered up to your nose and there's a picture of you sleeping taped to your forehead: cypher, who definitely is keeping copies of your most embarrassing sleep poses in his blackmail collection

you wake up in your room, not where you fell asleep: brimstone or sage, both of whom leave little handwritten sticky notes on your door reminding you to head to bed early if you're tired

the 'blanket' is a cloak. with fur. it is blue: sova, who has spare cloaks and is confident that they are comfy

you are chamber and wake up with a clean sheet from the morgue over you: viper, who is making fun of you again.

everyone's been suckered into a chess match with cypher at one point. none of them win on the first go, and few stick around long enough to net any wins.

between knitting projects, omen is usually game for a round or two; viper sometimes drops by to challenge him when lab reports and performance reports start to swim in her vision. and now fade, who will swipe pieces off the board if he looks away- it adds a new dimension to the game, at least?

cypher: i accidentally indulged in too much 'me time'

cypher: turns out, I've been reported missing for six months and presumed dead by most locals and national authorities.

sova: now, I'm not judging them, but-

viper: i'm judging.

breach, drunk: why are you scientists even mad when you can be just normally glad scientists?

viper, also drunk: student loans

Dialogue credit goes to @hvstias as usual

Hang out with Sage

VERY random viper headcanons because.. i love her

she watched pet cemetery a way too many times in collage and went thru a whole necromancy phase for a while so now she just knows an absurd amount about that topic and sage is confused by those things like?? HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT

probably has bpd and ptsd

likes to fuck with other agents with her death stare when she's bored

she has two snakes and everyone thinks they're dangerous and scary etc but they're just little dumb noodles

bets with brimstone and cypher, sometimes with sage

she cannot be trusted with kids, not because she doesn't know how to keep them safe but because she genuinely has no idea how to communicate w them

is a winter person and refuses to go to places without AC in summer unless it's really necessary

she can't work without caffeine and i mean it like think of those vampires who can't function if they don't drink blood for a long time and you'll see the vision

she has a very good alcohol tolerance.

BUT when she does get she often talks about some scientific stuff (no one understands what she's saying because she either talks too fast or it's just some high level science shit lol) or just stares off into the distance & continues to drink until someone takes the bottle away

actually likes physical affection but ONLY her closest friends know it

her real name is sabine which is of italian origin, and i know it could be random but i hc her as half italian so she probably learned some bits of the language at home and knows more that 3 languages

loves having late night conversations w sova or cypher because those men know some interesting things

she can be bribed with food. neon calls it gastrodiplomacy

she somehow got her clothes mixed up with sage's. they have no idea how but suddenly sage has green turtlenecks and viper has her jackets but neither of them tried to give those things back lmao

knows many ways to get rid of a dead body without anyone noticing, call it a mad scientist talent

she avoids social interactions unless it's really urgent and this is why we only see her in dangerous mission cinematics and not in normal official arts, events etc

this woman has tattoos and i'll die on this hill

she loves acrylic nails like reyna's but can't wear them because of her suit

probably watches a lot of psychological, horror, or thriller movies when she's bored & just for fun

50 followers already! I was not expecting this to happen so soon, which is why this drawing is not the best. I was thinking of doing a celebratory Q&A, but then I realized that the entire ask thingy is just one eternal Q&A, so go ask your questions there. Thank you thank you thank you for 50 followers! It’s weird to think 50 people will actually pay attention to my headcanons and drawings. I promise more comics are in the works, so expect those soon! Again, thank you for following me, and I hope you all have a good day!

happy birthday!!!

he made you cake but its kinda lopsided

AOOUGHHWGHGH AGGAAOOOUUUUUWGHHHHHH ITS PERFECT MY PRECIOUS BOY

neon: no more being the bigger person i will be biting people who disagrees with me from now on

I really love the idea that when Sage revives it usually leaves the person being revived pretty exhausted for a time while their body recovers. But when she revives in a fight and they've got the adrenaline to keep them moving and finish out the mission they just knock the fuck out immediately after they know they're safe and there is no waking them up for at least a few days. Just love the idea that they'd need to have a plan for how to handle that, anyone who gets rezzed just has to have someone following them around or they run the risk of cracking their head on the way down (this was learned by experience, Sage felt bad for a month Sova couldn't actually remember what she felt bad about)

Valorant agents’ methods of interrogation

Brim: Straight-laced “Don’t make this any worse for yourself” kind of talk. He’s willing to go decently far with “advanced interrogation methods”.

Viper: Asks if they feel like talking, if no, she tests experimental substances on them until they talk.

Omen: Once a single word comes out of this man’s mouth, pants are shit and secrets are spilled.

Fade: She doesn’t even need to be in the room to get them to talk.

Sage & Reyna: Good cop/bad cop. 

Breach & Raze: Bad cop/unhinged cop.

Cypher: I mean, he was put in charge of interrogating Fade, so he must be the best at it.

Sova: Doesn’t know how to interrogate smoothly, so he just grabs their head and yells “Talk!”.

Phoenix & Jett: Inexperienced at interrogation, they watch cop shows and try to pull off a good cop/bad cop, but they both get confused, since they thought the other was the good cop. They definitely aren’t torturing anyone.

Yoru: Inexperienced at interrogation, but pretty good at it anyways.

Skye: Non. Stop. Blinding. 

Astra: I don’t think she likes interrogation at all, but if she had to, she’d probably slap them around with her metal arm.

Kayo: Does not care how much pain they are feeling as long as they can talk. Agressive, no nonsense interrogator

Chamber: Prefers not to interrogate, but if he does, his victims are in for a pleasant time just drinking and vibing until they find a knife to their throat.

Neon: Not allowed to interrogate. Too innocent.Although she probably does power some sort of electric chair.

Killjoy: Doesn’t interrogate.

I played a for fun tournament w/ friends yesterday and my team lost but it was cool

I had some epic moments and i think i did alright considering i had half the hours of most ppl i played against LMAO

you are GAY

Creepy Bald Besties!!!!

Part two of the longer than it should be storyline. Credit to the storyline come from @hvstias !

cropped omen for tumblr bcs waahoooooo

whay's your main in valo

Glad u asked! I have stats

Its Omen

Cypher would be up there too but i exclusively play valorant with my friends and one of them is basically a cypher one trick so i leave him to her <3

Valorant Headcanons but They're in an Airport

Hehe airpane

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Brimstone, Sage, Sova, Breach, Viper, Killjoy, Cypher, Omen: -All pressed for time - Getting to the airport 3 hours before the actual flight - In charge of everyone's bags + Passports - Gets everyone through security - Omen stays with Viper most of the time

Jett, Neon, Raze, Pheonix, Yoru: - The [adult] children - Slept through their alarms - Not even allowed NEAR the passports - They lit forgot something I swear - Jett and Yoru brought their knives and fought with security to get them back Astra, Skye, Fade, Reyna: - Basically on their own - Trusted enough to do it themselves - They end up in charge of the [Adult] Children

Kay/O - Dismantled and Shipped over

Chamber: - Private Jett

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I think that's everyone :>

agents + close defuses (◉⌓◉;)

“who’s agent main is always so supportive and nice.”

cypher.

it’s always the cypher mains, they’re always so supportive, nice, and down to earth. 100% recommend🙏🏽

the cute outfit

just finished playing doki doki literature club.

gonna need a sec guys. maybe a few years of therapy or something.

viper's playlist is so angsty and fruity at the same time pls i wanna meet the person who makes those playlists i have some questions