Hiiiiiii I’m Mars Here’s A Quick List About Me 𝜗𝜚

god i’d do anything for a guy who buys shit for me <3 like here i know you haven’t been feeling well princess so here’s some tito’s on the house

WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE TTRPG?????!!!!!

Future etymologist speculating that “kek” is an onomatopoeia based off the sound frogs make

I think one of the weirdest things from this site- and I acknowledge this is gonna be really fucking weird if you’ve never seen it but it’s still a thing- is when asexual people say “asexuals can still have sex for various reasons such as being in a relationship with someone and wanting to help make them feel good!” and there would be people saying “wow this is rape don’t you know that’s rape you’re getting raped Asexuals Condone Rape Asexuals Are Pro-Rape and Problematic” like they were basically accusing asexuals of being rape apologists for their own “rape” that they explicitly consent to

Like, it always came from ppl really into this whole “soft edgelord” thing of hating asexuals and posting “I am Unironically Aphobic” so like do people seriously think a single person is gonna assume anything they say is in good faith

Cecil? I have to go. Be patient with me. We have our phones. We have our voices, and you have the best voice of them all.

or, the lines from wtnv that truly messed me up

truly i dont want to hear anymore about how terfs are so nice to transmascs from people whose only interaction with terfs is reading their propaganda online. like some of you are earnestly like "wow, do you really think an anti-trans hate group would do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?"

i had a terf physically assault me in the bathroom of a bar because she recognised me from some stupid facebook post where i disclosed my gender identity (wasn't even a man then! just a """theyfab"""!) and after she was done smashing my fucking head against the wall and groping my crotch she told me so smugly that "no one will believe you" about the assault. isn't that so funny.

and no, she didn't "mistake me for a trans woman". she very angrily informed me that if i thought i could "escape what it means to be a woman" that i had another thing coming- that thing being corrective sexual assault and a concussion, it seems.

reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock

i think living in a cottage with a sapphic polycule would fix me actually