Level Of Hottess: Higher Than Barbecue Anakin

The Umbrella Academy, season 3 finale, episode 9: The mid-episode vote makes no sense. It's a few hours before the end of the world and they don't want to take their ONE chance to save the universe??? Except for Five, with the future self story, everyone else doesn't have A SINGLE REASON for not trying to fight the end.

In this scenario I am Ken, admiring my feminist sisters with love 💕

this fucks

10 Reasons Why Katniss Should Have Chosen Gale Over Peeta In the Hunger Games | Teen Vogue

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10 Reasons Why Katniss Should Have Chosen Gale Over Peeta In the 'Hunger Games'

Sorry for the spoiler.

FACTS

Currently watching the last season of The Umbrella Academy, and in Ep. 5, I seriously cannot believe how Lila's children are not mentioned more as a reason to go back... like Five is a little shit for holding her away, but Lila is not actually THAT bothered...Can we remember how Allison was before returning to her daughter?? She was mad, like craaaazy mad for her baby girl. I want to see more mom!Lila...

Miraculous Ladybug - Awakening spoilers out of context

Currently reading book #4 of 'The School For Good And Evil" serie and why is everyone happy BUT Agatha and Tedros?

Like ok, the Coven and Sophie are having problems as well, but seriously Agatha and Tedros are being traumatized every day more!

Sophie: *trying to fit in her new role with HotHort's help

The Coven :*all togheter searching for a new School Master

Agatha and Tedros: *are being kept apart by a very annoying old lady and are facing HUGE DIFFICULTIES and traumas

WHY? Justice for the best couple in the whole franchise!

TEH FUCKKK??? THEY REALLY JUST...DIED???? I...THE FUCK???

I need recovery

And more Happy!Five, but that's another story

Oh, btw this is about The Umbrella Academy's finale

for @dammmithardison

“It’s only a crime if you get caught, really,” General Kenobi nodded.

“We did get caught, Sir.”

“Semantics, my dear Commander, semantics.”

“This is the best day of my life,” Fox sniffled, holding up the camera again. “General, give us a smile!”

HEAR👏ME👏OUT

Force-gosts can't touch material things (EXCEPT in the sequels, but we didn't grant them the rank of Canon).They hover a few millimetres above the ground. It seems they walk, but it's an illusion. They can only walk and pass through things like walls, people, trees etc.

Now, in The Return of The Jedi Luke returns to Dagobah and confronts his master Obi Wan Kenobi after Yoda's death. They do the 'ikissedmysister-yeahlol" and "myfatherkilledchilderen-opsiedopsie" thing. Here's the scene

Well, as you can see, they're both sitting. But how? Obi Wan is a Force-gost, he can't! Sooooooooo I came with THE ONLY EXPLANATION POSSIBLE. (drum rolls please)

🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

He is doing a squat. HE IS OBI WAN KESQUAT! I couldn't get the imagine of Obi Wan squatting out of my mind. So I drew it.

I'm not good at drawing but enjoy:

Bye, May the Force be with you.

So, let's talk about...

The well known trope "bisexual slut": in every type of fiction, the buses character (regardless of the gender) is usually a slut or very flirty. I mean, it is a very overlooked trope, and it does spread the prejudice we all know about. And that's wrong and everything but...

But I must say, every bisexual person I know is a little bit of a freak...myself included...I JUST...UGH... IT'S WRONG BUT ACCURATE!!!