2016

love that there was no scene in Thunderbolts where everyone debates saving Bob. there is no question that that man is out of his depth despite creating a crater in a mountain and surviving a hail of bullets. the wettest of wet cat men

I am BEGGING people who post buckyxreader fics to stay out of the sambucky tag literally PLEASE WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO I’m not happy about this

LOL Harrison Ford sat on Anthony Mackie

Danny was busy talking pics

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I scrolled through all of Seth’s ama answers just to see this in person. I feel like a detective, an explorer some would say

moments in bottoms (2023) that have permanently altered my brain chemistry in no specific order

"omg ive always wanted one of these" *holds up a normal grey hoodie*

hazel's "why would you lie to me :(("

when complicated by avril lavigne started playing and we got a scene of josie walking broodily and sad while kicking a can on the ground

"so maybe ill buy a gun" "noOo"

"im gonna fuck up some football players and im buying a gun"

"YESSSSS YESSSSSS QUEENSSS SLAAAAYYY YESSS"

"is it because i said amelia earhart was a fake hero?"

when pj basically attacked hazel with her tongue

that kiss also being like the best kiss ive seen on tv in the last 10 years like unironically im so serious

josie and isobel making out covered in blood

the guy who wanted to blow the school up and literally wrote "BLOW UP SCHOOL" in his diary

"i know you're a black republican but you're the smartest among us"

"im not (gay). i just like gay porn"

hazels mom sleeping with jeff

"i FUCKED your mom" when the mom joke is actually real but also it makes your gf break up with you

hazel

just hazel she's so pretty pls give me a chance

that whole final fight scene

the football team that would kill a player every 20 years and was going to kill jeff by putting pineapple juice, to which he is deadly allergic, in the sprinklers???????????????????

"yes hazel, let's do terrorism"

*does the terrorism*

TWICE

again the guy that wanted to blow up the school who went THAT WAS MY THING after the tree blew up. he was holding a bomb button thingy. where was the bomb. what. let's go back to that for a second. hello. where was the bomb

horny freak #1 horny freak #2

Not into men but I tweak out every time I see Bucky Barnes the way straight men do when they see their favorite sports player

okay no but the WILDEST thing is that he said "who the hell is bucky" in the first place. if you really think about it, in context it's actually pretty damn funny. here's this amnesiac assassin whose mask gets pulled off, and he pauses to mug at the camera, and when steve recognizes him, he takes the time to say HIS FIRST REAL LINE IN THE ENTIRE MOVIE, "what the fuck did you just call me?" then is only unable to shoot steve because he gets kicked and exploded.

perfect movie 11/10 no notes

I need more sambucky but yuri

i miss a fictional man so instead of talking to someone real i made snoopy pfps of him

honestly props to Bucky for being such a whore that everyone falls in love with him even though he has definitely tried to kill all of them at some point