I’m actually tweaking out(negative) over the idea that Bucky would have to relive or revisit the worst eras of his life in thunderbolts bc he has experienced every possible negative aspect of being human like there’s sm to choose from and no matter what is picked I WILL be killing myself
Greasy era Bucky you are so loved
this fictional man is taking over my life
"omg ive always wanted one of these" *holds up a normal grey hoodie*
hazel's "why would you lie to me :(("
when complicated by avril lavigne started playing and we got a scene of josie walking broodily and sad while kicking a can on the ground
"so maybe ill buy a gun" "noOo"
"im gonna fuck up some football players and im buying a gun"
"YESSSSS YESSSSSS QUEENSSS SLAAAAYYY YESSS"
"is it because i said amelia earhart was a fake hero?"
when pj basically attacked hazel with her tongue
that kiss also being like the best kiss ive seen on tv in the last 10 years like unironically im so serious
josie and isobel making out covered in blood
the guy who wanted to blow the school up and literally wrote "BLOW UP SCHOOL" in his diary
"i know you're a black republican but you're the smartest among us"
"im not (gay). i just like gay porn"
hazels mom sleeping with jeff
"i FUCKED your mom" when the mom joke is actually real but also it makes your gf break up with you
hazel
just hazel she's so pretty pls give me a chance
that whole final fight scene
the football team that would kill a player every 20 years and was going to kill jeff by putting pineapple juice, to which he is deadly allergic, in the sprinklers???????????????????
"yes hazel, let's do terrorism"
*does the terrorism*
TWICE
again the guy that wanted to blow up the school who went THAT WAS MY THING after the tree blew up. he was holding a bomb button thingy. where was the bomb. what. let's go back to that for a second. hello. where was the bomb
horny freak #1 horny freak #2
Meet cute!!(he pulled the steering wheel out of his car in an assassination attempt followed by a shoot out)
i know steve couldn’t do anything because it would fuck with the timeline or something but it’s so depressing thinking about how he went back to a time when he knew bucky was being controlled by hydra and didn’t help him out
Being a lesbian Bucky fan is actually so funny because everyone else is like “I NEED HIM IN ME!”and I’m just like “teehee he’s so cunty. so girlboss. my grumpy old man, i love him.”
This post goes out to the 6 other lesbian bucky fans in this world 😭🙏 I love you
“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional
I think the best way to describe thunderbolts is Avengers (2012) but it’s actually found family and not just coworkers
after anthony has said ‘there’s so much negativity around this.’ & ‘i don’t want to be marvel’s first bad movie’ & ‘i have been overlooked so many times in my past’ mcu still chose to disrespect him, i’ll kill someone
if u got depression u know the amount of effort it took for him to do those dishes