Blond Bob Reynolds’s Was Such A Jumpscared Omg

Meet cute!!(he pulled the steering wheel out of his car in an assassination attempt followed by a shoot out)  

I’m slowly letting sambucky devour my soul and it’s gotten to the point that I’m convinced there’s going to be hints dropped In thunderbolts

moments in bottoms (2023) that have permanently altered my brain chemistry in no specific order

"omg ive always wanted one of these" *holds up a normal grey hoodie*

hazel's "why would you lie to me :(("

when complicated by avril lavigne started playing and we got a scene of josie walking broodily and sad while kicking a can on the ground

"so maybe ill buy a gun" "noOo"

"im gonna fuck up some football players and im buying a gun"

"YESSSSS YESSSSSS QUEENSSS SLAAAAYYY YESSS"

"is it because i said amelia earhart was a fake hero?"

when pj basically attacked hazel with her tongue

that kiss also being like the best kiss ive seen on tv in the last 10 years like unironically im so serious

josie and isobel making out covered in blood

the guy who wanted to blow the school up and literally wrote "BLOW UP SCHOOL" in his diary

"i know you're a black republican but you're the smartest among us"

"im not (gay). i just like gay porn"

hazels mom sleeping with jeff

"i FUCKED your mom" when the mom joke is actually real but also it makes your gf break up with you

hazel

just hazel she's so pretty pls give me a chance

that whole final fight scene

the football team that would kill a player every 20 years and was going to kill jeff by putting pineapple juice, to which he is deadly allergic, in the sprinklers???????????????????

"yes hazel, let's do terrorism"

*does the terrorism*

TWICE

again the guy that wanted to blow up the school who went THAT WAS MY THING after the tree blew up. he was holding a bomb button thingy. where was the bomb. what. let's go back to that for a second. hello. where was the bomb

horny freak #1 horny freak #2

I love that WandaVision, Loki, and The Falcon & The Winter Soldier all came out around the same time, and all three of them also happen to be love stories between their title characters

the hairstylists had a Pinterest account and a dream

Sapphic stucky wip... sapphic... stucky... wip... sapphic stucky wip!

(I am scared for lineart and shading. Digital art is so outside my comfort zone ima be so for real)

Bucky barnes is my wife.

“THAT LITTLE GIRL KICK YO ASS HUH”

“AAAAAGHHHH”

-sam wilson & bucky barnes

2021

confrontation.

amar enjoying the spring weather

LOL Harrison Ford sat on Anthony Mackie

Danny was busy talking pics

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