Squid’s Laws Of Fic (not Inclusive)

squid’s laws of fic (not inclusive)

first law: write the fic you wish to see in the world aka goddammit do I have to do everything myself around here

second law: it’s going to be longer than you think. much longer. hahaha so long. why are you crying 

third law: the time spent writing is inversely proportional to the amount of smut present, dammit

fourth law: flesh out your secondary characters. make them real people. have them take over. oh god. put them back. somebody please help 

fifth law: the time spent researching canon is directly proportional to the amount of time you’ll spend altering your plot. that one person on the internet 

sixth law: the time spent researching in general will eclipse the time you spend writing. the nsa agent monitoring your internet search history is curled up in a corner. his boss wants to know if you’re a threat. “I don’t know,” the agent sobs. “I just really don’t know.” 

seventh law: at some point, someone will ask what your favorite hobby is. you will feign a heart attack to get away

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character-centric stories you can write in 1K or less

where did they get that shirt they wear in that one scene?

what is their typical morning routine?

what song got stuck in their head when they were in the grocery store just now and how do they feel about that?

what would happen to a houseplant in their care?

they're talking a 5 hour flight in economy class and they paid to choose their seat - which one do they go for?

how do they achieve a fully-assembled piece of IKEA furniture?

how would they deal with a malfunctioning computer?

what gives them ASMR - and is it a pleasant or unpleasant feeling?

what helps them fall asleep at night?

how do they behave when they have a bad cold? allergies? a migraine?

they have accidentally caused a fire - how did they do it and how do they react to it?

they are at the club - is this a good situation for them?

what is their opinion of street performers?

which social media platform(s) they use and which they hate

how do they feel about the idea that the tomato is a fruit?

where do they stand on Pluto, vis a vis its planetary status?

what would they do for a Klondike bar?

what kink did they learn about by accident on the internet, and they don't have it but they get it

who is their celebrity crush?

who is their small-time personal nemesis, separate from any big bad in the show (think neighbour, coworker, mail carrier etc.) and why do they hate them so much?

what is the last greeting card they bought? what occasion, who did they give it to, and what was the message inside?

what have they been putting off forever, even though it will only take 10 minutes?

Beautiful.

First Of All I Apologize For The Super Long Scroll U Guys Had To Go Through Haha, And If U Guys Did Read
First Of All I Apologize For The Super Long Scroll U Guys Had To Go Through Haha, And If U Guys Did Read
First Of All I Apologize For The Super Long Scroll U Guys Had To Go Through Haha, And If U Guys Did Read
First Of All I Apologize For The Super Long Scroll U Guys Had To Go Through Haha, And If U Guys Did Read
First Of All I Apologize For The Super Long Scroll U Guys Had To Go Through Haha, And If U Guys Did Read
First Of All I Apologize For The Super Long Scroll U Guys Had To Go Through Haha, And If U Guys Did Read
First Of All I Apologize For The Super Long Scroll U Guys Had To Go Through Haha, And If U Guys Did Read
First Of All I Apologize For The Super Long Scroll U Guys Had To Go Through Haha, And If U Guys Did Read
First Of All I Apologize For The Super Long Scroll U Guys Had To Go Through Haha, And If U Guys Did Read
First Of All I Apologize For The Super Long Scroll U Guys Had To Go Through Haha, And If U Guys Did Read
First Of All I Apologize For The Super Long Scroll U Guys Had To Go Through Haha, And If U Guys Did Read

First of all I apologize for the super long scroll u guys had to go through haha, and if u guys did read it thank you! I noticed I haven’t made any fanart with the Gaang all together so I decided to change that..It’s been a while since I did layout so this was a lot of fun to do.  I wrote this as a character study for my faves, but I’m really just projecting because I miss spending time with my friends irl. I’ve been reminiscing all the shenanigans  we got into before quarantine.

This is my first time writing a fic and I’m kinda proud with how it turned out. Big thank you for @lilith-the-first​ for being my beta reader and salvaging this fic omg. She fixed the grammar and made it  coherent  so now looks less like it was written at 3 am haha.

A Little Doodle Of The Boyfriends

A little doodle of the boyfriends

@stvksn on ig

Every single time I see a take that amounts to "if you write about X happening, or like fiction where X happens, you like X" I'm reminded of this one time I was at a casual friends house as a young kid. We were in her room, pretending to "be orphans" escaping from an evil orphanage and having to take care of each other and fend for ourselves. It was all very Little Orphan Annie/All Dogs Go to Heaven and based on the 80s pop media.

And this girl's mom comes in, hears what we're playing and gets all MAD and UPSET. She says that if we play act something, it's because we want it to happen. So her daughter must WANT HER TO DIE.

First off lady, we were 6 year year olds, so take it down several notches. We barely had a concept of mortality for fucks sake. She made us feel so guilty and ashamed, because she was taking our game personally.

Now I have a 5 year old. And sometimes she looks at me and says "pretend you're dead, and I have to -" Whatever it is. Some adult task she's assigned herself.

And it's just so transparently obvious that she's practicing the idea of having to do things on her own. Which is exactly what 5 year olds are supposed to do. I actually find it very flattering that the only way she can envision me not being available to help her is to be literally deceased. Otherwise, obviously, she wouldn't have to do scary hard things alone.

It's a natural coping mechanism. She's self-soothing about what would happen if I wasn't there by play-acting independence in a perfectly safe environment. She's also practicing skills she needs, and making up excuses for practicing them on her own, without taking on the responsibility of being able to do them by herself all the time yet.

Humans mentally rehearse bad this in their brains all the time. We can do that by ruminating- going over worries over and over again, which tends to lead to anxiety and helplessness and depression. Or we can do it with a sense of play- by recognizing that the fiction is fiction and we can dip our toe into these experiences and expose ourselves to bad things without actually being injured.

My daughter does not want me dead. And I don't want bad things to happen in real life. But fiction and pretend help me face the horrors of the world and think about them without collapsing or messing myself up mentally.

“Okay, Let’s Do The Interview With The Vampire Thing” “Jesus, Is That Really Necessary?” “What
“Okay, Let’s Do The Interview With The Vampire Thing” “Jesus, Is That Really Necessary?” “What
“Okay, Let’s Do The Interview With The Vampire Thing” “Jesus, Is That Really Necessary?” “What
“Okay, Let’s Do The Interview With The Vampire Thing” “Jesus, Is That Really Necessary?” “What
“Okay, Let’s Do The Interview With The Vampire Thing” “Jesus, Is That Really Necessary?” “What
“Okay, Let’s Do The Interview With The Vampire Thing” “Jesus, Is That Really Necessary?” “What

“Okay, let’s do the interview with the vampire thing” “Jesus, is that really necessary?” “What about sunlight?” “Not funny, but it’s okay” “No bursting up in flames?” “No.” “No sparkling?” “No!” “Okay, no sparkling boyfriend.” “Did you just say boyfriend?” “I also said sparkling. Like a fairy. Or a leprechaun in your case.”

*looks At Clock* It’s Baby Time

*looks at clock* It’s baby time

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