Latest Posts by mynameisnotwhatyouthinkitis - Page 6

Arhur: Merlin should run away with me

Morgana: I would like to run away with Gwen

Morgana and Arthur: gaying together

Uther: I can't tell is this is worse or better than them falling in love with a sorcerer

Merlin: (hilarious silence)

Lancelot: (amused quiet)

Arthur: (confused)

Diserve

they're dragging my ass on willfully misinterpreting jokes twitter

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

Arthur: *nuzzling Merlin's neck*

Merlin: Arthur get off, you've got a meeting with prince something something from, wherever. *yawns* can't remember his name.

Arthur: *pulls Merlin's back against his chest*

Arthur: You're supposed to know Merlin.

Merlin: *snuggling into the pillows* Nope. It's my day off, now get lost.

Arthur: *bites Merlin's neck*

wenclair <3

Random cook (looking at a massive spread of sweets): why did we make this again?

Head cook: Arthur is gay for his manservant

Merthur in fanfics

Merlin, about Arthur: We will have to add another hole in that belt.

Arthur: Are you saying i’m getting fat?!?

Merlin: If you keep eating like this, yes.

———

Arthur, about Merlin: We will have to add another hole in that belt.

Merlin: Are you saying i’m getting fat?!?

Arthur: No, you are getting thinner by the minute!!

Merlin:

Arthur: Did you eat anything today at all??

Merlin:

Arthur: Do I have to force-feed you??

Merlin: *running away*

Arthur: Come back here!! Stop excercising!! Eat something!!

Merlin: I love assassinating assassins, they always look so surprised.

[Arthur and Gwen courting]

Leon: So you like her, huh?

Arthur: Yes.

[Arthur and Merlin flirting]

Leon: So you like him now?

Arthur: Yes.

[Arthur, Merlin, and Gwen dating]

Leon: I don't get it, who do you like? Girls? Boys?

Arthur: *grabs him by the shoulders* YES!

I just watched this movie, amazing!

what's wrong? lives flashing before your eyes?

Gwen: So that's why you're in a dress. I have to say, you look amazing 👏

Merlin: Arthur is an idiot, he's gonna fall over himself when he sees me

Arthur: *sighing*

Merlin: No

Arthur: Merlin

Merlin: No. I am not disguising myself as Morgana's other maid. Get someone else, like oh I don't know, an actual maid?

Arthur: You are a maid

Merlin: *glares but then an idea appears* You know what? You're absolutely right. I am a maid. I'll do it.

Arthur: *instantly suspicious* ...why the change of heart?

Merlin: *smirks* Oh you'll see, those noblemen are going to find me irresistible, especially when I use my mouth on them. *skips away*

Arthur: *alarmed* Your mouth on...? MERLIN! GET BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN YOURSELF!

Arthur: What are you doing?

Gwiaine (quite drunk): that is none of your business

Arthur: yes it -

Gwaine: now let me kiss your boyfriend

Merlin (being held being arthur, also drunk): yeahhhhhh! Arthur, lemme kiss your boyfriend

Arthur (so done with his knights shit)

bakugou and a bunny

i watch alice in borderland for the plot

the plot :

a psychological battle i’d pay to see

Chishiya in season 1 had everything planned out to every possible detail.

Meanwhile, Chishiya in season 2:

Mf ain't even hiding it that he lost control of his life and can't be bothered to deal with it

my favorite cheshire cat

Snacks 4 life

Chishiya eating all dem snacks while everyone else be killing each other in prison...

girlboss girlboss girlboss girlboss babygirl

chishiya in his hoodie psychologically scaring the fuck outta a poor stupid fool in a corner the minute a game begins

man i know that recovery form mental illness isn't a linear path but FUCK

Chill man

best part of having a broken leg? i run out of socks half as fast.

Damn, you good, bro?

best part of having a broken leg? i run out of socks half as fast.

I've been repeating this to myself a lot, thought it might help if you're also going through a hard time

Depression hitting full force right now. Damn. Reblog if birds would fix you.

Pregnant kitty is about to give birth!!!!!!!!!

Unironically, vegans need to be advocating for more and better sheep, llama, and alpaca farms. Wool is one of the best fabrics we have in terms of versatility, longevity and most importantly, insulation. Even wet, it retains 80% of it’s insulation potential.

AND IT DOESN’T SHED MICROPLASTICS

Friends dogo