when your bully tries to shove you in a locker but you finger gun and say “nah” before walking away
i cant believe that actually worked
“Chicken soup for the soul! What is going on here?!
—My english teacher
i have bad memories of christmas
in the past i’ve had to deal with:
creepy ponytail guy dropping in uninvited and trying to marry my mom
this dude who acted like i destroyed christmas, and stalk me and only speak in rhymes
my sister psychoanalysing me
and
my mom blasting the christmas tree because she thought she saw a ghost.
i want to be a demon of minor inconveniences. none of that scary murder shit. just making people wonder why the fuck there’s toilet rolls over all their slim-enough candles
that ako-taco moment when you sister tutors your bully
😗✌️✌️
hot take: trans women can look however they want!
give me tips for binding without an actually binder?
like obviously the goal is to one day have an actually binder but for like closeted people or unsupportive families what’s the next best thing?
i really don’t wanna use ace bandages but i’m getting desperate
When Rockstar first released Grand Theft Auto, they actually paid reviewers to negatively review the game in order to keep it controversial, and therefore popular. They targeted right wing news papers to ensure moral outrage and drive the game to success.