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Ninjago AU where everything is the same, but Christofern is not a fern.

Chirp Au: Apology

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This audio and Cole, Kai, and Jay’s faces????? 😭 I simply had to.

Dark matter from s2 ninjago is literally so pretty… i would eat this shit right up… the forbidden yoghurt? Probably tastes like blackberry… Literally one of the things i remembered most from my first watch of ninjago before rewatching it again, even kid me agrees that this shit would taste heavenly… just look at it… sigh… turning into an evil brainless zombie would be a small price to pay to get a lick of that.

“Ahh! Master Wu, To what do I owe the honor”

Quick possessed Lloyd for an au, I miss drawing my traumatized meow meow

I just had to do this.

Lloyd's not going down without a fight.

Inspired by this post:

Oni dad & son

Incorrect Quotes #1

Jay: *wakes up in the morning, goes to the kitchen and stares at the coffee pot*

Jay: Is everyone done with this?

Nya: I think so, why?

Jay: Good, I need a pick-me-up. *goes to the fridge and grabs the last bottle of Zane's cooking wine*

Zane: Jay, I need that for-

Jay: *pours all the wine into the leftover coffee and swirls the pot to mix it*

Jay: *stares at the rest of the team in the living room and CHUGS the pot in one go*

Cole:

Lloyd:

Nya:

Zane:

Pixal:

Master Wu:

Kai: Dude what the fuck it's not even nine-

Jay: Time is a construct we created to torture ourselves and life is a prison from which there is no escape. Suffering is the universe's only constant, nothing else matters.

The Ninja:

Jay: Oh! Zane made waffles? Why didn't you guys tell me?

Playing the Ninjago movie video game and I want to know why is the sushi chef so weird to get?

Like okay first you build the chicken making machine, that makes sense. But then you’re supposed to have Kai use his spinjitzu on it, and then on the chicken that comes out and I am just like why.

Anyway. Video games are going good.

Incorrect Quotes #17: Lloyd's depressed

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Lloyd: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I don’t answer assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.

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Lloyd: People always shoot down my ideas and I’m sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone’s always shouting “what the fuck? that’s illegal!” and “you can’t do that!”. Like, c'mon, let me talk!

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Lloyd: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit. Lloyd: Fruits that do live up to their names? Lloyd: Orange.

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Lloyd: But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany! Lloyd, earlier: I'm going to throw myself into the sea.

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Lloyd: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.

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Lloyd has all my favourite quotes, at this point it's just really really funny.

What has been on my mind today

1. Old Man Yaoi (Wu x Trimaar)

2. My new ninjago oc (4 new ones)

3. Lloyd getting hit by a shovel

4. Cupid(oc) being an asshole

5. Rayne's lore (I don't even know if they have gender)

6. Seadragon Au (Old Man Yaoi 2.0)

7. Gazor (oc who I least have an idea on)

Writing advice from my uni teachers:

If your dialog feels flat, rewrite the scene pretending the characters cannot at any cost say exactly what they mean. No one says “I’m mad” but they can say it in 100 other ways.

Wrote a chapter but you dislike it? Rewrite it again from memory. That way you’re only remembering the main parts and can fill in extra details. My teacher who was a playwright literally writes every single script twice because of this.

Don’t overuse metaphors, or they lose their potency. Limit yourself.

Before you write your novel, write a page of anything from your characters POV so you can get their voice right. Do this for every main character introduced.

Anyone else looking for a way to order lots of Obscuritea so they can experience watching Ninjago for the first time again?

Ninjago writers after letting La-loyd be the third wheel in prime empire:

Not me rewatching pirates vs ninja and laughing at the fact a four-armed guy and his reptile army got locked in the bounty's brink by some pirates — said four-armed guy's the demigod son of the first spinjitzu master, what the heck is going on—

Chapters: 1/15 Fandom: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Cole & Lloyd Garmadon & Kai & Nya & Jay Walker & Zane, Lloyd Garmadon & Kai & Nya, Lloyd Garmadon & Lord Garmadon, Lloyd Garmadon/Harumi, Cole & Lloyd Garmadon & Kai & Nya & P.I.X.A.L. & Jay Walker & Zane, P.I.X.A.L./Zane (Ninjago), Lloyd Garmadon & Kai Characters: Lloyd Garmadon, Kai (Ninjago), Zane (Ninjago), Nya (Ninjago), Cole (Ninjago), Jay Walker (Ninjago), P.I.X.A.L. (Ninjago), Harumi (Ninjago), Sons of Garmadon (Ninjago), Emperor of Ninjago, Empress of Ninjago, Lord Garmadon (Ninjago), Dareth (Ninjago), Skylor (Ninjago), Original Child Character(s), Sensei Wu (Ninjago), Killow (Ninjago), First Spinjitzu Master (Ninjago) Additional Tags: Lloyd Garmadon is a Little Shit, who is also raising a little shit, apparently local green boy decided to experiment with his golden power before s3, and accidentally ended up doing something only the fsm did, so uh...congrats lloyd it's a girl, Father-Daughter Relationship, Team as Family, so basically season 8 happens with said idiot already having a child of his own, Lloyd Garmadon Needs a Hug, Lloyd Garmadon Needs Therapy, Lloyd Garmadon Tries, Lloyd Garmadon's A+ Parenting, Crack and Angst, Fluff and Humor Series: Part 1 of Lloyd's Hellspawn Summary:

Legend says the First Spinjitzu Master never had a wife to father his two sons, having created them with the gold running through his veins.

As his unwilling successor, Lloyd sometimes wishes he'd known that piece of information sooner.

Or; Lloyd accidentally creates a kid before s3 and ends up balancing both the life of a ninja and raises a mini him through the seasons.

Incorrect Quotes #3

*The team staying in Yang's Temple*

Lloyd: Can we stay with you tonight?

Kai: Both of you? What happened?

Nya: Cole thought it would be funny to play with a ouija board in the attic and Zane thinks he cursed the whole temple

Lloyd: Jay wasn't any help. He doesn't know how to banish spirits, so he's just throwing salt at them and yelling "does this look like a hotel to you?!"

Kai: Get in here and lock the door

How did lloyd and hellspawn did on the time skip after season (and by that i mean how bad)

For a long time—and especially during those first few weeks before being reunited with Kai, Lloyd was a total mess.

Imagine this, he was already hysterical in season 9 when she was taken along with the elemental masters because of Harumi and that was only for days. The time-skip after the merge is like, 5 years. Poor guy. Not only did he just lose everyone he grew up with and knew, he also lost his kid.

At first, he stepped out of the monastery for a bit to find everyone, but later returned home alone. Then he tried fixing Wu's destroyed scrolls to make some sense of them but that didn't work. Nothing seemed to work.

By the time Kai found him — you heard that right, Kai found him — green boy was a depressed mess who looked like he hadn't slept in weeks or seen anyone. He's definitely lost weight since Kai's last seen him, and we're not looking at a Morro situation.

So they talk. Kai tries to console his baby brother but it's not helping much. Lloyd spends most of his time either in Wu's library or in his room staring at a damaged stuffed dragon. At this point, Kai's the only reason he's a functioning adult and tries to get him to eat and shower but yeah, one day Kai had enough.

He drags Lloyd out of bed one morning after greenie mumbles he's not hungry and forcefully sits him down to get some sense into him, which is funny because that's usually Lloyd's job.

Yeah, she's gone. She's not here in this monastery right now with her dolls or playing tag with Luke after school—but he has to remember that she needs to have someone to come back to. They all do. Not taking care of himself like this isn't helping anyone. So could he please pull himself togethe—

I'm still waiting until part 2 to decide where the heck hellspawn ended up though. All I can say is that, it took a long time for her to finally understand what on earth was going on and why she's no longer in the monastery with everyone. Man, she's only 8. Only 8 fucking years old and all alone, what have I done. I'll elaborate more on her after we really understand dragons rising.

Not to be THAT person

But Harumi's backstory was clearly written by someone who did not watch the very first season of Ninjago

She claims that when she was a child she was a fan of the Ninja, she had their toys and everything

She said that when the Great Devourer came, the ninja failed to do their jobs, and Garmadon stepped in

Meanwhile (in season 1)

During the attack of the Great Devourer no one knew of the existence of the ninja

In fact

It was during that attack that they became known, that's when they were seen for the first time through the news

And it wasn't until season 5 that they became famous, had their own toys, and made appearances on TV

Furthermore

The phrase "Ninja Never Quit" was not a public thing until Zane said it at the very end of season 3

Harumi's obsession with Garmadon makes sense, but her hatred of the Ninja, especially Lloyd (who, during season 1, was barely participating in the fight due to still being a child), makes absolutely no sense to me

And that loophole could have been SO easily avoided, if Harumi's backstory had just been about idolizing Garmadon because of what he did, instead of trying to make it personal

It would have been perfect if Harumi's hate towards Lloyd had been just because he purified Garmadon, or because he released Pythor, who released the Great Devourer, who killed her parents

But nooooo

It needed to be complicated

I'm sorry for rambling but it just bothers me so much

I don't really like Harumi, but her backstory is so confusing that i needed to point it out

New favourite headcanon.

So, in crystallised, the episode with Garmadon explaining where he's been, Garmadon gives a pizza delivery man one of Vinny's cameras.

But I like to think that it wasn't.

Vinny was at work during this time, right? So he had the camera with him. Yes, it could be a spare. That is most likely the truth. But going off Vinny's character, it doesn't seem like he would leave it out for Garmadon to break, at least not to me.

But I personally like to belive that it was a random dudes. Some paparazzi jerk who tried filming Garmadon when he was out so he stole it and ran. He still had it and so feels no remorse in giving it away to some delivery driver.

Plus we've seen Garmadon cares for Vinny in his sentiment "wipe your feet, Vinny just vacuumed" so it's clear he values Vinny efforts and work. Yes, Garmadon could just be a double sided asshat you doesn't give two shifts about Vinny's belongins in the tike of need and food, but it's a funny thoigh nonetheless.

This comes across more as a theory than a headcanon, but what you you think? Either way I find it funny.

Chapters: 6/32 Fandom: LEGO Ninjago Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Lloyd Garmadon & Lord Garmadon, Lord Garmadon & Sensei Wu (Ninjago), Cole & Lloyd Garmadon & Kai & Nya & Jay Walker & Zane, Nya/Jay Walker, P.I.X.A.L./Zane (Ninjago), Kai/Skylor (Ninjago) Characters: Lloyd Garmadon, Lord Garmadon (Ninjago), Sensei Wu (Ninjago), Kai (Ninjago), Nya (Ninjago), Jay Walker, Cole (Ninjago), Zane (Ninjago), P.I.X.A.L. (Ninjago), Misako (Ninjago), First Spinjitzu Master (Ninjago), (mentioned), Skylor (Ninjago), The Serpentine (Ninjago), Wu's demon bird of a chicken Additional Tags: Lloyd Garmadon Needs a Hug, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Humor, Age Regression/De-Aging, Father-Son Relationship, actually it's an awkward father-son relationship relationship but whatever, Brotherly Angst, i wrote this cause i missed Garmadon, lego please bring him back, Adopted Sibling Relationship, Team as Family, rated teen for cursing, Cross-Posted on FanFiction.Net Summary:

After the events of S11, the ninja are back to being whole once more. With Zane once again himself and Aspheera having been locked away, they're ready more than ever for whatever that'll come next.

...but to be fair, being ready for THIS was impossible.

Please, how were they even supposed to know that a teenage Lord Garmadon would end up at the monastery?

Hello! I really like your teenage garmadon fanfic on ao3 and was wondering if you were planning on continuing it :)))

I'm really happy you like the fic!

So the reason the answer to this question is so freaking late is because...well there's not really much of an excuse but don't worry, i'm not abandoning that fic. It's haunting me too much.

I just updated.

So uh, I have both good news and bad news.

The good news is, the hellspawn au is finally getting its first multi-chaptered fic. I'm planning on doing one per season following the spawning (it's still weird using that word lol even a year later) of our dear hellspawn. And since I started this AU last year with a tumblr post of Season 8, I guess it's only fair that's the season for the first fic as well.

So, you're getting some chapters about Lloyd's sub-par-but-trying-his-best parenting skills, a chaotic mini him, the other ninja trying their best to be helpful & Harumi being the walking red flag no one wants to acknowledge but her dad is head over heels for.

The bad news is uh...(you're all gonna hate me for this 😭) her name isn't starting with L.

Damn! This looks good! Thanks for drawing her by the way.

Lucky belongs to @general-yasur and hellspawn belongs @namelysane (btw I hope you don’t mind me giving your oc a general name ;-; it just felt empty without it!)

Under the cut is the version with no info or drawing #1:

Im so sorry if I got anything wrong about them (such as age or coloring and or powers.) I tried to find as many descriptions or drawings you all had of them but I did take a couple liberties in the end-

Either way, I just wanted to draw my oc with her inspirations as if they were siblings.

Hello namelysane! I wanted to ask what age was hellspawn when the merge happened? Btw this is for fanart reasons, cus I wanna draw my oc (Lydia garmadon, yes, I’m yellow rose lady and the one with the dad Lloyd au similar to yours) with hellspawn.

I also wanted to ask if this is not to bothersome, how would hellspawn react to a lil’sister like Lydia who is pretty bratty and very greedy with Lloyd attention? (Cus ya’know, she was raise with only her dad and her dad’s full attention, she’s gonna be pretty territorial over him and his attention? Ya’know what I mean???)

Anyways, I’m just asking so I can draw ideas for what it would be like if they were in the same universe. If you don’t like it that’s okay, hellspawn is your oc and I can respect and back off of drawing her with my oc if you want!

It’s up to you and what you’ll consent to your oc being used for (in this case an what if au merge)

Just to ask because I’m curious and think it would be a pretty cool idea, what If hellspawn turns out to have golden ninja powers but like, full time? The powers don’t disappear or go away cus she was made form them?? Idk , I’m just blurting out ideas now.

If you wanna check out my au you can go to my blog where I post about the au: @yellow-rose-lady :)

Don't worry, it's not bothersome! Thanks for asking me beforehand!

Before the Merge, she's like 8. During Dragons Rising she'd be about thirteen.

And oh yes, she'd be really territorial. For all this time, it's been just her, after all. And don't worry, you're free to draw her how you want.

But about the golden power thing though, I'm really sorry, I've already picked an element for her 😭 but thanks for the suggestion though.

Check your messages, it's there 🤫. Consider it as my thanks for drawing her.

It was nice knowing you Luhloyd

a terrifying chair that i would never sit in

Harumi, take notes 😭

I started therapy today and I get into how my parents died and he says, “let me guess, great devourer?”

He was right but he didn’t HAVE to say it