I-... Yeah... I Guess That's The Best Way Out.

whatever. 😒

Okay, Me and Z talked to my Rick..

So uh.. I’m together with Z and my Rick now! Although, my Rick did uh.. almost beat the shit out of Z first.. I got him to calm down! This is one of the first times I’ve dated two people at once, if anyone has any tips on that, I would appreciate that!

My Rick is still a bit jealous, and is staying really close to me. So is Z… Uh.. Let’s hope they don’t beat the shit out of each other. i won’t hesitate to beat the fuck out of them.

This makes me so happy. I love them so much.

(OOC // Cancel rickorty week forever, what the fuck? Why is there a blog PROMOTING INCEST AND PEDOPHILIA?? not to mention this is a fucking proship too..

Hello everyone!

I am pleased to inform you that the Rickorty Week 2024 will run from Sunday, June 16th, to Saturday, June 22nd.

All forms of fanwork are accepted, as long as they’re of your own making, and the prompts are subject to your own interpretation. Don’t forget to use #rickortyweek2024 within the first five tags of your post so I can see it!

June 16

Realization | Hanahaki AU

June 17

“His life doesn’t matter! Yours does.” | Amnesiac Hero

June 18

Borrowed Time by Tennis | Caught

June 19

Mythological Creature(s) AU | “If you think my Rick’s dead, he’s alive! And if you think you’re safe, he’s coming for you!”

June 20

Huddling for Warmth | When You Fucked Grandpa by blink-182

June 21

“Morty, say you’ll marry me.” | Stars

June 22

Alternate Selves | Free Day!

Do not hesitate to reach out if you need further clarification!

Rules | AO3 Collection | Ask Box

((Artist/Writer here again! My dad recently introduced me to this song and once I saw the song cover I immediately thought ‘holy shit that looks like ordinary rick’ so I drew the song cover as Ordinary Rick who was made by @e-22912 [AKA my favorite artist on tumblr] So I hope you guys like the fanart!!))

((Also, I love Ordinary so much like he’s one of my favorite Rick’s ever. He’s one of the best Rick’s to ever exist and I will say that until the day I die. Shout out to Ordinary for being one of the best Rick’s ever))

I'm not gonna leave until you make me.

youre the only person I've loved in decades. I don't wanna get thrown out again...

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

fuck u

Val took my arm and won't give it back, so I'm stuck being one armed for now. God dammit.

my prosthetic keeps breaking I hate my life

*He jerked back in response.*

because you saved me.

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

if any of u have repomen ocs i will draw them pls send them

OOC// made him too sexy on accident chat.