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heehee i got bored in class here u go @noahthehyperfixated

we have to go there. now. you got your portal gun on you?

@rickz6725

We need fucking ideas..

WHERE THE FUCK WOULD HE KEEP VAL?

He said it was 'easy...' That must fucking mean something..

WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! YOU CRAZY FUCKING CUNT! ILL KILL YOU!

@rickz6725 @anotherc137rick

Hello.

Neither of you know me, but I am Rick Sanchez Z-6727. A copy of Z-6725. But stronger.

Ive been studying the both of you. I've been recording your movements and behaviors. I know your wants and desires. I know the both of you are fucked in the head in unimaginable ways.

You had something I wanted. But now I have it. I am currently conducting an experiment on you. I will continue to cause Val immense pain until you find where I am.

This experiment will prove how much you both care for Val and their physical and mental state. Val will die within 24 hours.

Time starts......

Now.

send me stuff to put my dick in and I'll rate it

(For the shits and giggles of course)

its.. it's kind of a long story.

that thing that possessed you made it look like you were in so much pain. I barely got any sleep because of how much you begged and begged for me and C-137 to help.

It also doesn't help I have a big ass bruise on my face from when that thing made you kick me.

f-fuck..

I’m back! and not possessed this time..

Uh, now I have a mark on my back from where the.. thing.. used to be, but I’m not possessed! yayy..

I feel a lot better, but I don’t remember w-what happened.. so..

I know vampirism is often used as a metaphor for the drain of the aristocracy but I think it would be fun to have more vampire characters who were just some guy before they got turned. You seek out the most ancient vampire in existence and find out he was a 40 year old wheat farmer in ancient Mesopotamia when he was turned 7,000 years ago and he hasn’t been doing much since then.

oh how I miss my diane.

Dirty bear

“Look who’s gotten themselves all dirty.”

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF YOU TOUCH ME AGAIN I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU AND THIS ENTIRE GODDAMN PLANET.

*He began to breathe heavily, tears flooding his eyes and dripping down his face. He was trembling. Hard.*

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

they.. they had a wife?

what happened to her?...

@rickz6725

We need fucking ideas..

WHERE THE FUCK WOULD HE KEEP VAL?

He said it was 'easy...' That must fucking mean something..

it doesn't matter to me if they're posessed or not. I pressured them into having to use violence to get me to leave. if I just left them alone then everything would've been fine.

I feel so fucking bad for Val. It's all my fault. I fucking triggered them... I ruined everything..