Ive Not Finished Yet But Will Report By Monday

that one time my friend and i were trying to find funny fanfic to read but i started filtering and she asked me how i knew how to work ao3 so well

“i work alone,” says bruce, sweeping a gaggle of children under his cape

us bucky fans have been FED

when i have trig homework but im watching movies and writing fanfic instead

btw gwen had to look at peter b parker and know that was the only way she could ever see her peter parker grown up

marvel characters as taylor swift songs but i take no critiques

tony stark:

stephen strange:

clint barton:

bucky barnes:

natasha romanoff:

peter parker (andrew)

peter parker (tom)

yelena belova:

pepper potts:

loki:

imagine duke going to school with damian and damian telling everyone about his little brother.

a friend: aw my little brother is learning to multiply and he hates it. whats your brother doing in school?

damian: ap calculus

friend:

damian:

damian: he’s advanced

Headcanon that Damian calls Duke his little brother (like Fransika von Karma does with Miles Edgeworth) because he joined the family later. Also because he just hates being the "baby" of the family.

So he's like "Yeah, I'm hanging out with my younger brother Duke later today." to like Maps or Maya. And their like "Oh, I haven't met him before. But that checks out."

And then Duke comes in and he's just a bit younger than Tim and Steph while Maya/Maps was expecting a 4-10 year old.

Idk I think it's funny lol.

posted a new fic in my ‘between good and bad’ series!! its about 7000 words and takes place three months after the final chapter of ‘between real and fake’.

rated teen and up for swearing

Long ahh summary:

“No.” Tony sighed but didn’t relent. It wasn’t safe for Peter to skip meals, not only due to his metabolism but also his already minimized diet. “Yes. It must hurt to be running on practically nothing all day.” “No!” Peter shouted, immediately halting all conversation. Everyone stared at the duo, which definitely wouldn’t help Peter’s eating. “You need to eat something. At least eat your watermelon and some pretzels.” Peter picked up the watermelon slice, and Tony almost thought he somehow won the conversation, but Peter chucked it at the man’s forehead. “Fuck you.” The collective gasp could probably be heard all the way up in Maine.

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OR: Peter isn't adjusting well to some aspects of his new life. Namely eating consistently. He lashes out. (You will not understand this fic without reading the parent fic of this series.)

shuffling my playlist and assigning marvel characters/ships to songs

movies by conan gray: peter quill/gamora (post-infinity war)

francesca by hozier: tony stark (endgame) (it could honestly be anyone alive during endgame but it mostly reminds me of tony)

nostalgia by suki waterhouse: yelena belova & natasha romanoff (this is obviously a love song but my favorite thing is ignoring anything about love in songs and making it platonic)

savior complex by phoebe bridgers: steve rogers/bucky barnes (i mostly interpret it as steve to bucky but it could be either way tbh)

merry christmas, please don’t call by the bleachers: natasha romanoff & yelena belova (i actually made an edit of this on my old tiktok account… i wonder if i can find it saved on my phone)

the way i loved you by taylor swift: pepper potts/tony stark (its obvi pepper talking about tony and it fits SO well)

orange juice by noah kahan: tony stark (the mcu doesnt really have that much about his addictions but it still does show him hella drunk)

i know the end by phoebe bridgers: tony stark (“a haunted house with a picket fence to float around and ghost my friends. no, i’m not afraid to disappear” for endgame ohhhh im evil)

holidays by conan gray: peter parker (especially in no way home when he begins an entirely new life)

twenty one by the cranberries: natasha romanoff

john hughes movie by maisie peters: steve rogers/bucky barnes (bro bucky was so gay for him 😔)

firearm by lizzy mcalpine: yelena belova & natasha romanoff (once again this is a romantic song but this is soooo yelena talking to nat)

fics where cass is older than a (slightly more chill) jason and he comes back after his identity as red hood is discovered and accepts his younger siblings. yeah that makes sense it’s bruce of course hes adopting some kids. but what do you mean hes now the third oldest instead of the second?

dick: so, youve met tim, duke, damian, steph… who else do i have to introduce you to…

jason: i sort of assumed that was all of them but okay

dick: oh! yes! cass!

dick leaves the room and returns with a girl around the same age as jason, but jason automatically assumes he’s older because he has enough older siblings (one, but dick is a lot sometimes)

dick: this is cassandra!

jason and cass sort of stare at each other, neither the first to speak up

dick: okay… well, hm, cassandra does ballet, she’s 21—

jason: what.

dick: ???

jason: she’s 21? im 20, that’s impossible

dick: did your brain come out scrambled from the pit? someone born before you is going to be older, jason

jason: no way. im the second oldest

cass: no, little brother

jason is completely shell-shocked and silent because second oldest is still in the group of “oldest” but third oldest? that’s middle child. in fact, of the legally adopted, jason is completely in the middle. he’s moved SO far down the hierarchy.

(cassandra continues calling him “little brother” only because it irks him so)