Do You Know How Miserable And Tragic Your Life Has To Be To Say That Katniss Everdeen Is Luckier Than

im just saying trump and general ross have sort of similar mannerisms and speaking patterns

are we going to get an orange hulk next?

they told me not to bring a knife to a gunfight. they didn’t say anything about webs

GUYS

omg i was thinking abt this post again and realized “and im sorry i left but it was for the best though it never felt right” also fits SO well omg this is gonna destroy me. plus the fact that the reaping is on the fourth of july lol

i am not ready for the sotr edits to fourth of july by sufjan stevens when the movie comes out

“did you get enough love, my little dove?”

”my biggest fear was that [the new spider-man show] was going to be annoying and woke…”

this is spider-man. spider-man’s whole thing is that anyone can wear the mask, regardless of race, gender, nationality, etc. also, spider-man isn’t really ‘woke’ so i wonder what the voice actor is referring to? the ‘wokest’ aspects are probably the non-white or female spider people. this guy might crash out if he picks up a dc comic released in june

imagine duke going to school with damian and damian telling everyone about his little brother.

a friend: aw my little brother is learning to multiply and he hates it. whats your brother doing in school?

damian: ap calculus

friend:

damian:

damian: he’s advanced

Headcanon that Damian calls Duke his little brother (like Fransika von Karma does with Miles Edgeworth) because he joined the family later. Also because he just hates being the "baby" of the family.

So he's like "Yeah, I'm hanging out with my younger brother Duke later today." to like Maps or Maya. And their like "Oh, I haven't met him before. But that checks out."

And then Duke comes in and he's just a bit younger than Tim and Steph while Maya/Maps was expecting a 4-10 year old.

Idk I think it's funny lol.

i need the epilogue of sunrise on the reaping to describe a vague, non-specific reaping and then it ends with effie calling “primrose everdeen”

my dad just came in my room to ask if i had read all the comics i bought last time we went shopping, and i had to pretend the reason i wasnt finished with them all was because id been reading fanfiction instead

a dialogue from my fic that i cant keep:

steve: you have no idea what i was like in the 30’s

tony: a terrorist?

steve: tony, what the fuck?