Just Remembered That Time When I Was Like 5 Or 6 When I Told My Babysitter I Was Allergic To Peanut Butter
just remembered that time when i was like 5 or 6 when i told my babysitter i was allergic to peanut butter so none of the other kids could have it. this worked for like a year and a half before my mom caught out. (context: i hate peanuts and peanut butter with a passion)
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i’ve decided that instead of being a functional member of society, i will become mothmans’ wife and live in the forest
*the ground splitting due to gavins sound breaking screams*
MIDDLE FINGERS UP IF YOU DON’T GIVE A *whispers quietly so my parents can’t hear me* frick
only 10 minutes? i could go a whole 24 and more and let me tell you i’d be doing more than just surviving
Survive for 10 Minutes with a Werewolf.
Hello, I am Faten👋 I live in the Gaza Strip. I am a mother and I have three children👩👧👧My husband Ahmed lost his right hand, which led to it being amputated, and there is no breadwinner for us. Please help my children👭 who suffer from malnutrition and skin diseases👇 Please help https://gofund.me/b4d9068c We lost our home 🏚 We are displaced in tents and our tent burned down. We move from one place to another Help me spread my campaign and get out of this genocide I also hope that you will donate to us💔💔🙏
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go help them out guys!!
my hatred for rapists is unconditional. i don’t care who you are, if you rape, you have revoked your humanity and you belong in the fucking ground.
so im on death row-
i just got arrested for being too ugly
well it ain’t me so it’s gotta be one a you fuckers
Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal
We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.
Different Stories Resonate with Different People
when people piss me off i like to think to myself ‘you have no bitches, you have no life, you’re existence is full endless of strife. you’re also just a dick.’
I’ve decided going apeshit is ok. wanna swim in the fountain at a public park? go for it! wanna trash a Walmart with no repercussions? just hope you’re fast! wanna throw shit at people? hide in a tree and get a good vantage point!
