I’m Back From The Dead And Unfortunately Did Not Receive Head

at this point i don’t even have to wake up to choose violence

Hello sorry for tagging. I am very sick, my asthma is at its maximum level, my nose freezes, I have no medicine or food. I am in bad shape financially, I am a black disabled, who uses multiple medications, I pay for my food and lodging

Unfortunately I do not have all the resources to keep me safe, that is why I need your help, whatever you can contribute to me will be of great help.

hi, I’m very sorry i truly wish i could help but I’m extremely low on money right now :( i wish you the best!

(everyone who sees this go donate to their fundraiser!!)

i want to like be like the dinosaurs; extinct and if revived a terror to the world

accidentally drank sour milk today, honestly probably what i get for drinking straight from the carton, unfortunately this will not stop me from doing it again

hello everyone, god has tried to kill me once again, but as everyone knows dumbasses can’t die

stuff i did as a child

- ate dirt

- ate a four leaf clover so i would always be lucky

- made at least 1 blood oath

- ate wild blackberries and honeysuckle

- set things on fire

- ate all the marshmallows out of a giant box of lucky charms

- catch lizards

- rolled in mud

- ate a moss ball for a dollar

- study pokemon religiously

- ate a lot of weird shit for money

- threw worms at strangers

- run on all fours

When you get this, please respond with five things that make you happy! Then it send to the last ten people in your notifications (anonymously). You never know who might benefit from spreading positivity. ♡

i like this ask a lot! (it’s also my first one! 🤯🤯🤯)

1. i enjoy playing with my cat she’s goofy

2. playing video games, mostly pixel horror games

3. reading, getting lost in a good story is the best feeling ever

4. making people laugh, making others happy is one of my favorite things

5. exercising, it’s a good and healthy way to relive stress

thank you for the ask and anyone reading this have a good day <3

yall pickles (the sour kind, I’m not a fuckin loser) are my favorite food, I’m so fr when i say that i wanted pickles for dessert as a kid. I’d make my dumbass sick with how many i ate (I’ve overcome my picklerrhea and I’ve been ballin ever since) , i can go through one of those fuckin huge jars of them in a day no problem. my blood is pure pickle juice and I’m never going to die I’m full of electrolytes and godlike wonder

glitter gives me a concerning amount of serotonin

you ever just feel like a scent, ‘cause i’m feeling pretty warm vanilla