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I wish I could do origami like this the best can do is a crane and butterfly

Keith: Lance and I-

Shiro: are getting married?

Keith: no I-

Shiro, pulling out a binder: sit down, I have the entire thing planned out already-

Not my work but a very serious depiction of World War II Hetalia

*Lance, Pidge and Hunk walking through a haunted house*

Monster:*jumps out*

Hunk: *screams*

Pidge:*jumps behind Hunk*

Lance: your doing a great job buddy, mask looks amazing

Hunk: seriously dude?’

Lance: what? I see a good piece of costume I’m gonna compliment it

Pidge: that didn’t scare you at all?

Monster: yeah a big guy missing his freaking arm pissed himself before

Lance; oh yeah I’m way to apathetic about my own survival to be scared anymore. So tell me did you make this yourself?

not my work anime naruto

I need this to be a fic OK this but also it think about the blood quill And how they would react to umbridge All the kinds of h*** that would be embraced it would be great

While also being absolutely adorable, if Harry had been raised by Jegulus and Marylily there’s absolutely no way he would have been forced to compete in the triwizard tournament.

Crouch Sr would have been like “I’m sorry there’s nothing I can do, the contract is legally binding” and then the next day the Marauders and Slytherin Skittles burst into the great hall (Lead by Barty of course bc he’s nothing if not a petty bitch) like “I THINK THE FUCK NOT”

They would raise so much hell it wouldn’t even be worth it forcing Harry to stay in the tournament.

Once again here we go with a dcxdp Tim / Danny as I have said before I have a list I'm working down it and things get added when I think of one I might start doing danny/jason as well but I say I don't know that I mean dead on Main is pretty thriving

This one is where maybe team Phantom( which for this consists Valerie Sam Tucker Wes and Danny and sometimes jazz) decide to take like a gap year or do online schooling and just travel around the world and different dimensions and planets Danny's ghost King as long as he has a place to do his paperwork once in awhile he's good and between Sam's wealth and Danny's riches and let's be honest some blackmailing Vlad they don't really have to worry about money all that much

We all know jazz went to Ivy League so on her breaks when she doesn't have extra stuff to do she travels with them

Let's say maybe jazz is doing a internship at Arkham so while she's there team Phantom decide to visit her and I'll be there for a while.

Somewhere along the way they get mixed up with the Wayne's maybe Sam's parents and Vlad bribed them to go for them in their Stead and they're just pure chaos there that kids just love it and find them funny Tim and Danny hit it off let's say maybe dick and Jazz hit it off as well( I know it's usually Jazz and Jason but I kind of like dick and Jazz a little bit more then read and or write what you want)

Maybe Sam convinced is the rest of Team Phantom to participate in a protest feel like every animal rights or the plants somebody Poison Ivy and or Damien are there and they're just pure chaos there's some of the loudest voices there cuz if they're going to fight for something they're going to fight for it hard and loud

Tim ends up finding out that they travel around all around the world if they are doing schools usually online or they're just having fun being young adults cuz sadly let's face it they had to grow up pretty quickly

Maybe at some point one of team Phantom is captured by a rogue in Gotham and Danny loses his absolute s*** because they are his people him and Valerie pretty much take this person down before the bats get there and maybe was something with like ectoplasm has tainted them and they have like an Ecto signature or maybe you could go the route of Lady Gotham claiming them as her nights and Danny just knows

Anyway it gets out that Valerie and Danny were both once vigilantes Sam and Tucker helped Danny Jazz knew and Wes figured it out they pretty much tell the bats they know who their civilian identities are and they found it by the giw and everything like that maybe team Phantoms already dealt with giw completely or they haven't I'll let you decide

Eventually team Phantom is going to carry on go about their business and eventually they're going to leave Gotham maybe Tim wants to be like a young adult like his other peers and travel and I kind of want good bat family and so Tim proposes the idea to travel with them he's pretty much head over heels for Danny already then it's just the same the bat family supports him they can still get in contact him over calms and get his ideas and he can go over cases out in line especially since he doesn't have to hide out from these people anyway they know what it's like it's already a team Phantom is Chill about it like yeah come travel with us see the world without having to be on a mission or there are for publicity

Now I know at the end it's a little rushed and this is kind of jumbled this is my after a long day at work thoughts so I'm tired so it's a little rambly and I know it's a bit out of character for Tim but I kind of like that feel free to add on

America really lets Canada talk to him in ways no one should EVER be talking to the only world power.

Pffft are you kidding Matthew can talk to Alfred however he wants. Canada has Big Dog Privilege, but the big dog is actually a huge baby in need of constant support and affection, and Matt’s the one to provide it 90% of the time. Even if Matt is ripping him a new asshole, more often than not, Alfred will respond like a kid being scolded by their mild-mannered parent. It helps that when Matthew really blows up on him, Alfred almost always deserves it. Matt receives more apologies from Alfred than anyone else on earth, which makes sense based on geography alone, but is additionally layered with the special privileges (and burdens) Canada holds in relation to its only neighbor. So while the brothers do often engage in shouting matches, in the modern day Matthew almost never sees any negative consequences from their arguments, and usually receives apology gifts shortly after.

So yeah, Matt might provoke the nuclear-powered hellhound now and again, but the hellhound usually responds like a kicked puppy. Sure, he got kicked because he tried to bite someone’s arm off, but he’s still a kicked puppy. A nuclear, world-dominating, over-militarized puppy who would die if it meant keeping Matt’s love and support.

People think that death is all black and grey but in reality death is more colorful then life

Hunk: Hey Keith, I like your top.

Lance: I have a name.

Hunk: oh my god.