Commander Shinoda: Alright, How Are You Two Going To Explain Yourselves?!

Yoneya: Holy shit, there’s a wolf!

Izumi: Where?

Yoneya: No, the regular kind.

Ouji: What would you do if I got kidnapped?

Arafune: Wait 30 minutes until they return you voluntarily.

Hiura: My ears are triangles! I have no responsibilities! Meow meow!

Suwa: Is Tachikawa going to be okay?

Kazama: Aside from being living proof that humans are doomed as a species, he’s fine.

Azuma: So…. Mind if I ask about the skull in your room?

Mako: Sure. Which one?

Tonooka: [Making a sandwich]

Yuba: You’re not doing it right.

Tonooka: Sorry?

Yuba: Your sandwich. The mustard needs to go on the bread first to form a moisture barrier between it and the tomato. Tear it down. Start again.

Tonooka:

Kitazoe: I saw Kage and Inukai hugging and then I realized they were choking each other and was like okay, that makes more sense.

Usami: Every single odd number has the letter “ e “ in it….

Kikuchihara: It’s 3 am, please go to sleep.

Usami: ThrEE.

Chika: There’a a little soft cactus in the director’s office, whenever I touch it I say ouch and pretend it hurt to boost it’s confidence.

Konami: [ Stirring a pot of water over a hot stove ] Why won’t the goddamn water boil already????

Karasuma, who’s been slipping ice cubes in every few minutes when Konami turns her back: Gosh, I have no idea.