Inukai, To Kageura: So What If I Love You?

Konami: Everytime I go out in public wearing an oversized t-shirt everyone asks “ are you wearing shorts underneath? “ Like, no, Jin, I thought today would be a good day to have my bare pussy out at Walmart.

Tsuji: I just wanna go somewhere super super deserted and just scream my heart out.

Tonooka: [Making a sandwich]

Yuba: You’re not doing it right.

Tonooka: Sorry?

Yuba: Your sandwich. The mustard needs to go on the bread first to form a moisture barrier between it and the tomato. Tear it down. Start again.

Tonooka:

Kizaki: If you ever need anything, I’m available 24/6.

Chika: Don’t you mean 24/7?

Kizaki: No, Saturdays are for date nights with Kazama.

Karasuma: If you had to separate your dog from 49 other identical dogs that were all equally excited to see you, how would you determine which dog was yours?

Hyuse: I would take my 50 dogs home and live like a king.

Kizaki: Have you decided on a Halloween costume yet?

Kazaa: Yeah, I’m gonna dress up like an idiot.

Tachikawa, coming into the room: Hey Kazama, here’s the clothes you wanted to borrow.

Yuba: It’s called ukelele screamo and it’s art.

Okudera: Let’s do something REALLY scary.

Mako: We could go to bed early and be alone with our thoughts.

Ouji: Quick, take my hand!

Arafune: * Grabs his hand * Now what?

Ouji: Nothing. I just wanted to hold hands.

Ouji: God, you’re so clingy.

Arafune: You came into my bed?!