"hows the job search going"
I need to rewatch this movie again
Ghost in the Shell (1995)
If and when these become available you better believe I’m getting a pair
i can’t stop watching this thing its better than baby sensory videos its better than anything on earth im in love
*opens the oven after preheating to 400*
Newsmax is a far-right conservative network. These are supposed to be bad things. I feel like I'm watching a Simpsons episode. This season of America was written by The Onion.
💫🐠💫 Oriental Infusions 💫🐠💫
Dreamy lights infused into your serene Oriental tea moments.
i saw a post on twitter by a european saying americans are fake for their random compliments to strangers and their general cheery demeanor and like no. no no no you don’t understand. if you get a random compliment from an american on the street about your outfit or whatever, that is 100% genuine. we mean it. we aren’t lying we are making a small but fleeting connection with you because our lives are shitty but the human condition is enduring. oh god i’m clutching my chest
oh no cigarettes for me thanks i just wanted to be in this dank alleyway with you
My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.
"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."
My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.
Rest in Peace Cathy. You're an absolute legend
On April 8 we celebrate the death of Margaret Thatcher, and remember all the lives she destroyed.
are you seirously trying to yuck my fuck
I’ve been laughing at this picture for like 5 minutes I love cats
McDonalds in Rosswell, New Mexico [cross post from /r/Cyberpunk]
Oh and also don't forget the ever important "I'll call you out on jokes you make in front of the marginalized people you're joking with" white savior complex
liberal progressive affirmations:
everyone who disagrees with me is a bot
everyone who disagrees with me isn't real
the violence that upholds the status-quo is not real
I am not a liberal, I am a demsoc/socdem/leftist
civil debate is the only path to achieve change
the rule of law is unquestionable
voting is an ontologically good action, in every context
revolutions are a myth and have never happened
people have always thought in the same ways throughout history everywhere in the world
I can ignore everything that has ever happened outside Europe and north America because it isn't important
I am not racist
I will regularly infodump about goings on in the FGC and Warhammer universe to my freinds and partners
It makes me happy when they listen
No love for Pretzel Bagels I see
“what if kids identify with something and it ends up just being a phase-?” good. stop teaching and expecting kids (and adults honestly) to formulate permanent traits and ideas of themselves. everything in life is a phase. that doesn’t make it any less legitimate while you experience it. let people explore themselves and know it’s okay if what you think about yourself changes.
I am not and never will be a morning person LMFAO
Me, calling in to my shift supervisor: Gooooooood morning! Are we ready for another super splendiferous day with the public?! 😀
Her: That is too much energy
Me: It iiiiiis fake!! 😀
Her: Still too much energy
nothing bottom jeans and boots with the nothing
Certified piss classic even
this came to me in a dream i just woke up out of dead sleep to make this before i forget
Exactly! While I do know some key moments in history I just want to EXIST man!!
Queer 👏 people 👏 are 👏 not 👏 all 👏 fucking 👏 activists 👏
Stop quizzing us on queer history and asking us questions we aren’t qualified to answer about the world and about politics and about our identities
Stop trying to back us into a corner so you can justify your discrimination on the basis that we don’t know what we’re talking about or can’t “defend” ourselves to you
Stop treating every queer person that stands up and says “I want to be treated like a person” as if they’re an activist
Cut that bullshit out
Marginalised people just want to exist and be happy
I don’t know everything, and that doesn’t make me undeserving of your respect or my human rights you fucker
I don’t even owe you the stuff I do know- I still am entitled to basic fucking respect
Kazuya and Jin like "HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN?"
ngl i can't wait to see all the clips and edits of him heheheheh
um why would i step out of comfort zone i literally just got so comfy